elway

-noun
1. early morning bowel movement

–verb
2. to defecate
3. to poop

-noun
Please excuse me, I have to take a gigantic elway.

-verb
That breakfast burrito caused me to elway my pants.

by the coconut man October 21, 2011

Elway

Elway is a Broncos fan and is very interested in making a lot of money. He's not very popular but fits in with the group that's on the humorous side.
He's very friendly and cares about others but sometimes he can get hot headed and anti social. He doesn't like sports and would rather be inside and has lazy bum guilt.

"Is Elway coming to the party?"
"Naw, he is hanging out with Zelda tonight"

by Snailmail24 May 14, 2019

Elway

A Srong, tan football player that plays football, and is dating the most gorgeous girl ever!!
he is kind and knows what to do in tuff situations, always is positive and makes people happy without even trying

Elway is a hot babe

by Daddy BIG-MAC September 5, 2019

Elway Cross

A cross or plus shaped bruise inflicted when the nose of a football contacts the flesh at velocities Elway routinely attained.

You fuckin rocketed that thing. I think it left an Elway cross.

by The Darkness June 15, 2006

Elway Throw

Awesome,four-piece garage rock outfit from Hobart, Tasmania, Australia. Their sound comprises simple, crunchy, jangley and occasionally dissonant guitar interplay, steady pulsing basswork, loud and hairy drumming, simple melodies and slightly off-kilter lyricism.

Members: Oli Ashley (guitar/vox), Josh Coleman (guitar), Tim Poulos (bass), Matthew Bicket drums).

Are Elway Throw in possession of Incriminating Band photos?

by Band Whore January 15, 2013

John Elway

In 1492 John Elway descended from Valhalla and discovered Colorado. He immediately started bottling his piss( also known a Coors original) and shitting out ford dealerships. John was a humble deity so he let other teams win until his final two years in the NFL. he did this by taking 500 vallume and drinking 300 beers before every game, any less and the Denver broncos would win games by 6000 points. Then in 1998,99 he cut the dose in half, this is why he single handily destroyed the packers and falcons. John Elway now resides on top of Pikes Peak controlling the outcome of all sporting events….. the browns will never win a super bowl.

i almost found god but i found John Elway insted

by wrastlor December 29, 2010

John Elway

2 minute drill, audible at the line of scrimmage (fooling the defense). Dont get caught offsides ;)

When your having sex "switch hit" and put it in her ass. She either rolls with it, or you have a problem on your hands. Execute it with the precision of the great John Elway.

by J ROG809 October 4, 2010