elitinati

Elitinati (noun) — A tongue-in-cheek term for the modern global ruling class and its network of influence. Used to describe the coordinated power of wealthy individuals, institutions, and systems that shape politics, media, finance, and culture, often through secrecy, manipulation, and social control. The term is used humorously or critically to label systemic elite power without implying a literal secret society.

Example Sentences

“The Elitinati don’t need to give orders — they just build the system that makes everyone comply.”

“You can’t argue with the Elitinati because they don’t play by the same rules.”

“The Elitinati are not a single group, but a network of influence that protects itself.”

elitinati by Brad Chorus February 8, 2026

I will eliminate the middle class

A quote from CallMeCarsonLive's SMP Live Minecraft Video "The Strangest Crossover In Minecraft History." In which Junky Janker, the voice actor of the cartoon network character Gumball, from The Amazing World Of Gumball, says "I will eliminate the middle class", in the church of Ethos.

"Hello, welcome for... welcome to church! Thankyou for attending!

Uhhmm... Very cool! Ah.. I will eliminate the middle class!!...
Thank you for attending, thank you, praise The Lord!" - Junky Janker

I will eliminate the middle class by fishtela loidl June 10, 2019

most extreme elimination challenge 

1) American version of Japanese gameshow "Takeshi's Castle," now featuring two mis-matched teams pit against each other in this bastion of low-brow comedy. Features hosts Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano, field reporter Guy LeDouche, field marshall Captain Tenneal, massive amounts of mystery sludge, and repeated and frequent use of the word "Babaganoosh". Abbreviated MXC.

"Hey, someone find his baba. We can reattach it to his ganoosh." - Kenny Blankenship, about Yella Babaganoosh's most painful elimination.

most extreme elimination challenge by Madelynne February 2, 2004

most extreme elimination challenge 

A long time ago (I believe the 80s) there was a game show in Japan called Takehashi's Castle. 100 people would try to take over a castle, but to get to it they'd have to go through obstacles, most of which were extremely dangerous and extreme, and if you lost the game you were eliminated.

Years later, Spike TV took the show and turned it into a show called Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, or MXC. They dubbed it badly with funny, often perverted commentary by the two host Vic Romano and Ken Blankenship, and edited out the prizes and things like that.

Break your neck, win a toaster!

"What do we always say? DON'T GET ELIMINATED!"

most extreme elimination challenge by Newbia June 17, 2004

most extreme elimination challenge 

1) Scenario:
A male contestant dressed in a roll of bamboo shoots must climb up a hill covered in foam, while avoiding giant acorns being rolled down the hill at him. The starting point at the bottom of the hill is covered in bushes.
2) Action:
The contestant is hit by rolling acorns and is forced back to the starting point.

Commentary:
"Well I guess after taking a few nuts on the chin, it must feel pretty good to be back in the bush".
All very legitimate and wholesome when taken in context.

most extreme elimination challenge by Mark January 6, 2004

stress level elimination exercise plan 

a way to get rid of stress in an office. S.L.E.E.P. is a good way to explain to your boss when you are caught snoozing.

BOSS: What are you doing? Do you want to be fired?

under-paid over-worked employee: oh it's called a stress level elimination exercise plan. they taught me it at one of those business meetings you made me attend in your place.

stress level elimination exercise plan by Pinky Star May 28, 2009

Eliminationism 

Defined by David Neiwert in his book The Eliminationist as "a politics and a culture that shuns dialogue and the democratic exchange of ideas in favor of the pursuit of outright elimination of the opposing side, either through suppression, exile and ejection, or extermination."

It seems that the more radical the Talking Heads on tv get, the more their Eliminationism rhetoric comes to the surface.

Eliminationism by Truth Shall Set You Free March 10, 2010