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elephantism 

The case of a larger than big dick size in a person.
My schlong has elephantism when I look at ya girl

Elephantisha

A woman who fits the following criteria:

- Is 18-35 years of age
- Is of African American heritage
- Is at least 400 pounds in weight
- Carries a bucket of KFC wherever she goes
- Wears extremely tight clothing that does not fit her "weight range"
Person 1: Hey look at that lady over there, she is so fat
Person 2: I know, she's a total elephantisha!
Person 1: She should not be wearing those skinny jeans...
Person 2: Haha i know right, is that a bucket of KFC?
Elephantisha: AIN'T NOBODY GETTING SOME OF MY KFC!!!
Elephantisha by alohha134 September 29, 2012

Elephantisis

A very big terrorist.
Elephant-Isis.
Daniel: WOAH, that terrorist we saw on the news looked huge.

Griff: he probably has elephantisis
Elephantisis by QueenOfRain November 8, 2016

Elephantzheimers

Conservative memory loss. Typically afflicts republicans who forget that George Bush administration is responsible for our economic mess, the wars, the job loss, and the debt.
My dad is voting Republican in the mid-term elections. He suffers from elephantzheimers, and blames Obama's two years in office for the country's woes, conveniently ignoring the eight years of Bush fuck-ups that screwed us inside out.
Elephantzheimers by trianglechoke October 14, 2010

Elephantisha

1. Someone whose parents were mean enough to name her that, a ghetto slang name that compares the female to an elephant, usually because of her weight.

2. Any woman who meets the following criteria:

- Is aged 35-55
- Is of African-American heritage
- Is at least 500 pounds
- Eats Kentucky Fried Chicken on a daily basis
- Lives somewhere in any "ghetto" ( see "ghetto" for clarification)
- Ignores proper english
- Waltzes around the street proudly displaying her KFC bucket proundly while wearing clothes not meant for her 'weight range'
Person 1: Look at that black woman, she is really fat!

Person 2: Must be that KFC...

Person 1: Yea, I bet her name is Elephantisha! Ahaha

Elephantisha: DONT BE DISSING' MA KFC BIAAATCH!

*Lumbers over in a threatening manner*
Elephantisha by Nickster97 October 24, 2012

Elephantious 

1. Exceeding common size of something that should be normal. Huge, grossly large, pertaining to the size of an elephant.

2. Morbidly obese, fat, disgustingly fat

3. Derogatory term used to describe morbidly obese people, mostly women.
Last night Brandon got the hot girl, while I was the good wing man as usual and took the elephantious girl.
Elephantious by Popelicious December 29, 2008
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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