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Elephantisha

A woman who fits the following criteria:

- Is 18-35 years of age
- Is of African American heritage
- Is at least 400 pounds in weight
- Carries a bucket of KFC wherever she goes
- Wears extremely tight clothing that does not fit her "weight range"
Person 1: Hey look at that lady over there, she is so fat
Person 2: I know, she's a total elephantisha!
Person 1: She should not be wearing those skinny jeans...
Person 2: Haha i know right, is that a bucket of KFC?
Elephantisha: AIN'T NOBODY GETTING SOME OF MY KFC!!!
Elephantisha by alohha134 September 29, 2012
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Elephantisha

1. Someone whose parents were mean enough to name her that, a ghetto slang name that compares the female to an elephant, usually because of her weight.

2. Any woman who meets the following criteria:

- Is aged 35-55
- Is of African-American heritage
- Is at least 500 pounds
- Eats Kentucky Fried Chicken on a daily basis
- Lives somewhere in any "ghetto" ( see "ghetto" for clarification)
- Ignores proper english
- Waltzes around the street proudly displaying her KFC bucket proundly while wearing clothes not meant for her 'weight range'
Person 1: Look at that black woman, she is really fat!

Person 2: Must be that KFC...

Person 1: Yea, I bet her name is Elephantisha! Ahaha

Elephantisha: DONT BE DISSING' MA KFC BIAAATCH!

*Lumbers over in a threatening manner*
Elephantisha by Nickster97 October 24, 2012

elephantism 

The case of a larger than big dick size in a person.
My schlong has elephantism when I look at ya girl

Elephantisis

A very big terrorist.
Elephant-Isis.
Daniel: WOAH, that terrorist we saw on the news looked huge.

Griff: he probably has elephantisis
Elephantisis by QueenOfRain November 8, 2016

Elephantitass 

The result of one neglecting their diet therefore acquiring an unusually large ass. People with this unfortunate condition can often be seen wearing velour sweat pants with suggestive wording on the butt (i.e. luscious, sexy..) that attempts to convey what the person wearing them cannot.
Damn girl, I shouldn't have eaten those chilli cheese fries, they really irritate my elephantitass condition.

Yeah, but at least you had a diet coke with them.
Elephantitass by MFaturgin October 21, 2008

Elephantismic 

A condition where a woman looks similar to the body of an elephant. Concerning the big, flat booty, fat stomach and fucked up legs.
Damn. Is that your new bitch. Nah, my nigga look at her ass. That shit elephantismic.
Elephantismic by Finding_Nemohoes February 3, 2019

elephantis 

Horny as hell and no where to put it
My balls feel like the ears of an elephant and me dic needs a hantis

elephantis by Dug February 2, 2003
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