Guy #1: "Dude I had to go to Elder's office."

Guy #2: "How's your asshole feeling?"

Guy #1: "It hurts, he was elderin it for hours"

Guy #2: "At least you ain't suspended"

Guy #1: "yeah but now i got to join the football team"

Elderin by Muhammed Shabazz July 23, 2012

Related Words

eldrein • eldrin • Eldrine • Elderin • Eldren

eldrin

One who is very random, attractive, and semi-intelligent... likes to socialize and is inevitably relatively popular. Name given to the most dashing and irreplaceable young man on the face of the earth. Can also mean "The Chair".

"And that would be Eldrin"
"He's soo Eldrin"

eldrin by 1guy January 16, 2007

Eldrin

a young man who is dramatic inside and sassy outside.Also a "star in the making" and will always be connected to arts.

Are you an Eldrin?
Yes
That means your in performing arts right?
you know it!

Eldrin by NameWebster September 19, 2011

Eldrine

A Filipino Juice Monkey, who constantly spends his day in a gym.

im gonna be an "Eldrine" right now!
R: oh your going to inject yourself and go to the gym for the remainder of the day!

Eldrine by Dean Livingston December 15, 2008

Eldrine

the act of having and extremely small penis where even viagra doesnt help!

would you like some tweezers and a magnifying lense? it appears you have an Eldrine.

Eldrine by theSillyNigga November 28, 2009

Eldren

whattsss up fuckers

Eldren

Eldren by ahhahahahahahahahafhfhdksfhkld September 26, 2011

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026