El Classico

A legendary football event in British secondary schools in which whole year groups will play against each other. There is no limit on the number of players, the entire school field is the pitch and the ball is constantly in play no matter what happens. All tactics are permitted. A typical El Classico will see years 10 and 11 play against years 12 and 13 but other combinations are possible. Teachers will often watch from the sidelines, fully aware that they cannot intervene in any way. Such is the El Classico's reputation they usually occur only once per year.

"I can't believe you missed the El Classico bruv"
"I know mate, I had a Spanish detention"
"You missed out, I reckon there was about 200 guys out there"

El Classico by BorisOurLordAndSaviour February 16, 2021

El classico

When you do coke before you are about to eat a nice dinner at a fancy restaurant, making you not want to touch the food so you just shuffle it around.

We just ordered so much food, what can make this evening even better? - El classico? Yes!

El classico by Nilsko June 8, 2019

El Clasicunt 

A pun on the 'El Clasico' football game played between Barcelona and Real Madrid, 'El Clasicunt' is a game played between two despised rivals of your own team.

Initially coined as a suitable name for the game between Oxford United and Gillingham FC, two of the most disgusting football clubs on the planet, and rivals of Swindon Town FC. Could equally be applied to any combination of games between the teams already mentoned plus the Bristol teams and Reading.

Oxford are two nil down at Gillingham already in 'El Clasicunt'.

Bristol Rovers are playing Bristol City today in the match known as 'El Clasicunt'.

El Clasicunt by HamalaKarris October 12, 2020

el classico

The perfect combination of marijuana and alcohol. The sum of these two drugs, in the correct mixture produces a feeling of euphoria greater than taking the drugs alone ever could. Be careful though, if you get the mixture wrong you will end up on the floor.

I just smoked a joint and had a few beers, the world is good, I'm totally at el classico right now.

el classico by Aidan- April 16, 2007

El Classico

When a white or white presenting comic or public figure marries a person of color in order to discredit the possibility of that person being racist.

"Bill Burr is el classico"

"I don't trust that el classico white savior shit"
"Joe Rogan, racist? No, he's el classico."

El Classico by Trumboma August 25, 2022

Corringham el classico 

When Daniel Walker and Georgie Bess are together in a relationship and so are Harvey Hamilton and Halle Bagalo. This is because around the time Harvey and Daniel visited Corringham they had the girlfriends above

Hey Daniel fancy a Corringham el classico

Corringham el classico by hrham06 June 15, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019