Corringham

A town in Essex just on the outskirts of Basildon. Full of townies and rudies that hang around the shops looking hard. Walk around the town centre and you will probably be given an evil stare, or a stab in the stomach, from someone with a hooded jacket, or perhaps a Nickelson T-shirt with a fake burberry cap, and maybe their Arsenal socks tucked outside their trousers. Well 'ard, innit. Boysies.

I went to Corringham today, and someone tried to stab me in the town centre but they missed, because the brain capacity of an average person in Corringham does not allow them to decipher the difference between a person and a sreet lamp.

Corringham by smellymax November 30, 2004

Corringham el classico 

When Daniel Walker and Georgie Bess are together in a relationship and so are Harvey Hamilton and Halle Bagalo. This is because around the time Harvey and Daniel visited Corringham they had the girlfriends above

Hey Daniel fancy a Corringham el classico

Corringham el classico by hrham06 June 15, 2021

Cottingham 

adj. Pretty, charming and ambitious, with a cute smile that gets them out of trouble, however naughty they maybe. Very intelligent - be very aware, you will be captivated!

I was raging but she threw her Cottingham smile at me and all was forgotten.

Cottingham by TigerByName February 1, 2009

Covingham United 

Everybody’s favourite Sunday league side whether they like to admit it or not

Covingham United is everyone’s favourite Sunday side

Covingham United by atfclw November 23, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004