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ejr is a dickhead.
eurgh, you're such a ejr.
ejr by rlily April 10, 2009
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Stormtrooper EJR

A loser who is obsessed with Star Wars, who also watches it at home, by himself, in the dark, in his underwear, all while touching himself.
Yo dude, that Erik kid is a real Stormtrooper EJR, I saw him gropping himself in the library!
Stormtrooper EJR by Merlin37 November 29, 2011
Ejra is your dream woman. She isn´t just a wonderful person but also a true enrichment to your life.

She is looking so georgous I guarantee it´s breathtaking. Before seeing her you always need to make sure that you are breathing deeply and normally or else you might pass out because of her astonishing beauty.

Looking at her character, she is definitely a person you want to keep in your life. Particulary, you want to be as close to her as possible because if she likes you she will be the best friend (or girlfriend) in the world. She will always be there for you, no matter what. Ejra is a good listener and also gives helpful advice.

In addition, she is empathic and sometimes knows what you need even if you don´t.
After talking to her (or similar), there´s a guarantee that you will feel happy.

I think I don´t have to mention that Ejra of course is great in bed too. That´s pretty obvious.
A: "Hmm I met this girl and she was wonderful. She was all I look for in a girlfriend."
B: "So what´s the problem?"
A: "I forgot her name ^^"
B: "If she´s the one she must be an Ejra!"
Ejra by B. D. E. November 28, 2021

ejrhsdf9if9sid9fs9dfosdifopsiodpofisdf 

congrats! you won nothing
p.s. you had 1 in 29948500000000000000000000 chance of getting this
no. I dont have an example for ejrhsdf9if9sid9fs9dfosdifopsiodpofisdf.

EJrOVBLE 

Part of bejrovble. Part of bejrovblessings. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥💙.
I invented and made and created bejrovble and ejrovble. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥💙.
Literally translates to “My foot in you”.

Generally used as a friendly alternative to “fuck you”.
- Ejre Fik ya zalame.
(My foot in you man)
Ejre Fik by ~ :) ~ June 7, 2023

easy e jr 

You either are going to get famous and die from aids or your a really good rapper
Ew you nasty Easy E jr

Oml he's a Easy E jr
easy e jr by LaChole_2017 March 9, 2017
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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