lbj

Long Bien Jail -A US army stockade in Vietnam during the war

He did 90 days in LBJ.

by jake smith May 25, 2004

lbj

Heroin, LSD, and PCP taken all at one time.
This isn't kiddie shit. Top of the drug pyramid. Preceded by Jedi flips, Hippie flips, and Candy Flips.

slut: OMG i got soo high on marijuana last weekend!! i even drank too!
slut2: OMFG! ISNT TAHT DANGEROUS?!
slut:I COULD HAEV DIED, GOOD THING MY BF WUZ THERE!!!
bad ass muther-fucker: fuck you bitches, LBJ erryday. and maybe some special K on tha way. Cunt.

by Giveintoritalin February 25, 2008

LBJ

LBJ or the "Lateral Blow Job". Named for the position of the person performing the act. Also known from the acronym as "The Presidential" (Lyndon Baines Johnson)

Last night I put my girl friend in a head lock while she was giving me an awesome "LBJ".

My girl knows how to give a fucking royal "Presidential"

by David Sea August 21, 2009

LBJ

Lyndon B. Johnson (acronym)

LBJ was the thirty-sixth President of the United States (1963–1969).

by MarcoVitaly November 19, 2007

LBJ

"Lazy Blow Job". It is when a female gives a blow job while resting her head on the guy's stomach. She may take occasional oral breaks, and switch on and off with the hand. Not as good as a traditional blow job, but still quite enjoyable.

Female: "I'm tired, let's go to bed."

Male: "Ah man, how 'bout a quick LBJ?"

Female: "Allllright."

by Mr. Wizard's Spell March 27, 2010

LBJ

Splashing someone in the face with scalding hot semen (heated on the stove) just as Lyndon B. Johnson splashed Vietnam with napalm.

Some people grow to enjoy recieving a LBJ from time to time.

by ice grilled cheese January 04, 2005

LBJ

The one part on 1st gen Tacos that is apt to fail before frame rots in two.

Man, I almost died when that lbj popped going down 25E. My Taco did the rim slide.

by swon February 11, 2021