Ejacufaint 

When one-hundred percent of your bodies blood flow is directed into and through your penis, causing you to blackout and possibly never come back from your self-induced coma.

The only downfall of Bart finally eradicating his blue balls was succumbing to an ejacufaint episode.

Damn dude, yesterday I had a near death ejacufaint episode!

Ejacufaint by YGproductions July 10, 2016

ejacufaint 

When a person faints from ejaculating too much.

The only downfall of John finally eradicating his blue balls was succumbing to an ejacufaint episode.

ejacufaint by nerfball June 27, 2014

Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant 

The small ejaculation that occurs less than an hour after real ejaculation.

After I masturbated last night, I took a shower and was clean in my bed, and all of a sudden I felt a small dampness in my boxers. I found that it was Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant

Post-Ejaculation Ejaculant by D1EN0M1TE July 7, 2009

Ejaculantern 

Whereupon the face of a girl is decorated with three ropes of semen, with one shot up on each eye and one across her mouth - thereby making her face resemble a jack-o'-lantern.

Q: So Jimmy, how did things end up last night with Susie?

A: It was swell. I totally turned that floozie into an ejaculantern.

Ejaculantern by J. J. Abrams May 10, 2009

ejacufart 

1.When you fart while blowing your load. Usually followed up by uncontrollable giggles. Especially when your girl is down in that area
2. One of the best feelings ever, especially if its a whopper of a fart

1. Dude: Oh yeah baby you take it...here I come!! *FART!* ooooh yeeeah
Girl: Oh my god it smells so bad! This is terrible!
Dude: Best ejacufart ever!
2. While Franklin masterbated in bed he released an incredible fart that resonated through the house. Franklin was never the same after

ejacufart by CindahBlock December 23, 2007

ejacuwait 

To wait for porn to download

Since John was on dialup he was ejacuwaiting for quite a while before the video finished downloading.

ejacuwait by dangerboy55 April 1, 2008

ejaculant

Adj. Describing somebody who looks like they have just masturbated/ejaculated

"Alex, you look very ejaculant, today!"

"Yeah, I was just jerking off."

ejaculant by Kurt Cobain's GF June 6, 2011