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ejacufart 

1.When you fart while blowing your load. Usually followed up by uncontrollable giggles. Especially when your girl is down in that area
2. One of the best feelings ever, especially if its a whopper of a fart
1. Dude: Oh yeah baby you take it...here I come!! *FART!* ooooh yeeeah
Girl: Oh my god it smells so bad! This is terrible!
Dude: Best ejacufart ever!
2. While Franklin masterbated in bed he released an incredible fart that resonated through the house. Franklin was never the same after
ejacufart by CindahBlock December 23, 2007
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Ejaculation salt

The Korean name for Incineroar, a wrestling Pokemon and also the 69th unique fighter in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
Ejaculation salt by Doosin January 20, 2019

Ejacufaint 

When one-hundred percent of your bodies blood flow is directed into and through your penis, causing you to blackout and possibly never come back from your self-induced coma.
The only downfall of Bart finally eradicating his blue balls was succumbing to an ejacufaint episode.

Damn dude, yesterday I had a near death ejacufaint episode!
Ejacufaint by YGproductions July 10, 2016

Mental Ejaculation of Joy 

When your mind and body becomes so overwhelmed with such ecstatic joy while delivering the father of the groom speech that you yell out at the end "I'm having a mental ejaculation of joy" and then drop the mic.

Aka Poe.
This wedding makes me so happy It's a mental ejaculation of joy

Celestial Ejaculate 

Usually an ejaculate of such magnificent proportions that all those in the area feel inadequate.
After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.

Ejaculate and Evacuate 

To release your cream into her and get the fuck out soon after.
Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"

Ejacuhate 

The moment immediately after climax that you realise you despise the girl you are with and only ever ended up in the situation through drunkeness / breast blinded
As the euphoria passed Ryan was overcome with ejacuhate. All he wanted was this person out of his room and his life, immediately. Preferably by the ground swallowing up this whale and the incident never to be mentioned again.
Ejacuhate by Knooock November 21, 2010