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Ejact. (noun) The precum that proceeds an ejaculation and usually contains malformed or elderly sperm. Used to inform someone they are a 'imbecile' or a 'retard'

This insult was first coined in Jan 2010 by Laura Woolley.

'You ejact! that's my fucking bike!'

'Dave, you are such a fucking EJACT'

'Wow...that boy is an ejact...'

Ejact by Paviche January 8, 2010

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Fatal ejaction

The fist time you ejaculate after a vasectomy. It's long awaited along with fear that it might be the most pain you have ever felt in your life.

It felt like I was playing Russian roulette with the first "fatal ejaction" after a vasectomy.

Fatal ejaction by Caveman100 May 17, 2014

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Ejaculation salt

The Korean name for Incineroar, a wrestling Pokemon and also the 69th unique fighter in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt has the best final smash in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt by Doosin January 20, 2019

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ejacubaking

The act of dumping a load of semen into the oven. often with sweet treats such as pies, cakes, cookies and scones

"Sam, this cake is great...what's your secret?"
"A strenuous amount of ejacubaking will take any treat a long way"

ejacubaking by Pattiebilbs2186 April 16, 2014

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Ejacufaint

When one-hundred percent of your bodies blood flow is directed into and through your penis, causing you to blackout and possibly never come back from your self-induced coma.

The only downfall of Bart finally eradicating his blue balls was succumbing to an ejacufaint episode.

Damn dude, yesterday I had a near death ejacufaint episode!

Ejacufaint by YGproductions July 10, 2016

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Mental Ejaculation of Joy

When your mind and body becomes so overwhelmed with such ecstatic joy while delivering the father of the groom speech that you yell out at the end "I'm having a mental ejaculation of joy" and then drop the mic.

Aka Poe.

This wedding makes me so happy It's a mental ejaculation of joy

Mental Ejaculation of Joy by S.Poe April 24, 2017

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Celestial Ejaculate

Usually an ejaculate of such magnificent proportions that all those in the area feel inadequate.

After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.

Celestial Ejaculate by MightierToaster August 22, 2010

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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