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ejacubaking 

The act of dumping a load of semen into the oven. often with sweet treats such as pies, cakes, cookies and scones
"Sam, this cake is great...what's your secret?"
"A strenuous amount of ejacubaking will take any treat a long way"
ejacubaking by Pattiebilbs2186 April 16, 2014
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Ejaculating 

To ejaculate is to cum. For spunk to come out of a males penis!
I am close to ejaculating on you
Ejaculating by Sex doll 69 February 27, 2018

Ejaculating 

when your father uses his male genitalia to eject a burst of semen or commonly dubbed "daddy's cummies" into your mother's female reproductive organ which then enters her seed, slowly (9 months to be exact) the seed or egg is fertilized until it can house a small human being fetus which will develop over time and eventually become ready for extraction by a man/woman clothed in germ protective gear with a degree given for his/her medical knowledge and years of practice through a vaginal or stomach birth.

This phenomenon is commonly dubbed the "Daddy trap", the "Daddy trap" will usually solicit a verbal outburst forme the "Daddy" consisting of a common phrase "LISTEN HOE (hoe being a term used as a belittling word towards female humans) THAT AINT MY BABY" repeated several times to show that the male or "baby-daddy"(The term baby-daddy refers to an individual who is accused of being responsible for the development and birth of said child) in the situation will not accept his assumed kin into his life. The father will follow the guidelines provided by his own father, abandoning the "Hoe" and child for at a minimum of fifteen years.
DAMN I wouldn't be stuck with this fucking kid if I pulled out before ejaculating in that tight puss.
Ejaculating by XxxFurryLordxxX March 11, 2017

ejaculating 

The height of orgasm which produces a delicious bleachy liquid...
He was ejaculating all over my face... AND I LOVED IT!
ejaculating by TheShivers February 19, 2003

ejaculating 

In other words meaning your Cum or Seamen comes out
As the girl was sucking my dick i was ejaculating.
ejaculating by Information Giver November 18, 2006

Supremature Ejaculating 

When a hypebeast, who usually boasts over his ability to perform sexually, suffers from premature ejaculation.
Chris had to put a quarter in the cum-too-soon jar again after supremature ejaculating on his Nike/off—white Jordan’s that just arrived in the mail.

ejaculating 

At Orgasm, when your dick produces this salty piss like liquid known as Cum or Semen, and you spray it on someone, therefore, you are ejaculating on them.
So, I started to masturbate and my girlfriend said she wanted cum sprayed all over her face and tits, so then, I was ejaculating on her.
ejaculating by shitless sam January 21, 2018
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