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An election where both sides spew out a bunch of bullshit promises or policies that won't come true after inauguration, just so they can score votes from the gullible, stupid majority of the human race.
TV Anchor: Well, you heard it there folks, he will lower taxes, provide ultimate shelter for the homeless, wax your car, mow your lawn and paint your house if you vote for him.
Dan: Wow, this guy's great! I'm voting for him!
Me: Fucking ejactulections...
Dan: Wow, this guy's great! I'm voting for him!
Me: Fucking ejactulections...
Ejactulection by Mai Valentine August 11, 2009
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ejectile dysfunction
noun
1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.
1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.
1. Enrique: How was the sex with Josefina last night man?
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!
ejectile dysfunction by Jorgitooo May 9, 2010
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Ejactive by theGoddessofchaos March 6, 2011
Ejectile Dysfunction
noun
1. A failure of storage media, particularly aged obsolete devices, characterized by an inability to achieve an ejection from the host device.
2. When a floppy disk releases its limp ropy material into the slotted box receptacle. This accidental discharge destroys the desirable of both members, often resulting in the indefinite partnership of the devices and the generation of a new storage system in time.
1. A failure of storage media, particularly aged obsolete devices, characterized by an inability to achieve an ejection from the host device.
2. When a floppy disk releases its limp ropy material into the slotted box receptacle. This accidental discharge destroys the desirable of both members, often resulting in the indefinite partnership of the devices and the generation of a new storage system in time.
My VHS tape just had an ejectile dysfunction with my combo TV/VCR! I would have pulled out but the unit had already shot its silky viscous wad all over the place without warning.
Ejectile Dysfunction by MoleMan_0828 April 20, 2016