Ejactile

Noun. Ejaculate + Projectile
Ejactile refers to the projectile form of cum.

Watch out for this ejactile! Too late, my ejactile landed in your eye.

by _Patrick_ July 16, 2008

Ejactulection

An election where both sides spew out a bunch of bullshit promises or policies that won't come true after inauguration, just so they can score votes from the gullible, stupid majority of the human race.

TV Anchor: Well, you heard it there folks, he will lower taxes, provide ultimate shelter for the homeless, wax your car, mow your lawn and paint your house if you vote for him.

Dan: Wow, this guy's great! I'm voting for him!

Me: Fucking ejactulections...

by Mai Valentine August 11, 2009

ejectile dysfunction

noun
1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.

1. Enrique: How was the sex with Josefina last night man?
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!

by Jorgitooo May 9, 2010

ejectile vomit

(v): when you gag and spit rather than swallow.

He came so hard and fast, she was forced to ejectile vomit.

by word<3r October 26, 2011

Ejactive

Means extremely hot or sexy. Someone you would definally fuck.

That chick was so ejactive, I had a boner as soon as I looked at her.

by theGoddessofchaos March 6, 2011

Ejectile Dysfunction

noun
1. A failure of storage media, particularly aged obsolete devices, characterized by an inability to achieve an ejection from the host device.

2. When a floppy disk releases its limp ropy material into the slotted box receptacle. This accidental discharge destroys the desirable of both members, often resulting in the indefinite partnership of the devices and the generation of a new storage system in time.

My VHS tape just had an ejectile dysfunction with my combo TV/VCR! I would have pulled out but the unit had already shot its silky viscous wad all over the place without warning.

by MoleMan_0828 April 20, 2016

Ejectile

When your cum flies across the room at fucking Mach speed

My girl gave me a blowjob and I nutted so hard it was probably an ejectile

by Dutin sket October 9, 2018