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Eicca Toppinen 

Extremely sexy Finnish cellist. Mastermind behind most work by the Finnish cellist trio, Apocalyptica. Has written many fabulous songs, Harmageddon being the first. Big pouty lips, blonde hair, blue eyes, and a very sexy body when covered in leather clothing. Writer of the single gospel in the Dynasticist (see Dynasticsm) Bible. Is a control-freak and appears at times to be a sadist.

Is also known as Sex With A Cello Bow.

He lives in my pants. And sometimes in Finland.
"Eicca Toppinen can really play that cello!"
Eicca Toppinen by Dynasticist15 January 9, 2006
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An adjective used for describing something that is both epic and cool; you know, like a copy of the Iliad in a refrigerator, our known universe and its temperature, juggling fifteen knives, or a death-defying parkour move.
(1) I can't believe I forgot my copy of the Iliad in the freezer! That's epiccool, literally.

(2) The Hubble 3D IMAX is tot's epiccool.

(3) Kids, I'm about to juggle fifteen knives. Don't try this at home unless you're epiccool.

(4) Did you see that guy who did a triple backflip after running up that wall? Epiccool.
epiccool by xenorm January 6, 2011

EpicCringeLord 

a man who is full of glory and victory, only second to a Jewish loving Nazi (pulp_chicken). his awakening began as he fell in love with femboys (men who dress up as women and have no body hair, usually having thick thighs) and now (febuary 2021) confessed his love for women of the black race. he also should thank his second in charge (sam070_) for all the land they got on the minecraft server compasscraft.mc.gg
oh wow EpicCringeLord sure does love black women
usually pronounced "epic" but its EPICCCC
yo i just murded my childdddd-

epiccc
Man with power eiccky
Eiccky by Eiccku November 23, 2021
The sexiest motherfucker on the block who gets all the pussy all the girls want him all the guys want to be him. Probably has a faggot freind names Malachi.
Hot eicca
eicca by Nobodyfg November 18, 2017