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A way of telling someone there a bitchy extra
Pronunciation: e a jos
I’m going to kill you you eijos
Fuck off eijos
eijos by _BestHokage_ May 26, 2021
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Interesting but extinct word of Greek philosophical origin. Closest meaning now is idea, form, or better yet "ideal form".

It's the name of a major game software company too. They don't get to own the word though, because its too cool even for them, but they may own the urban version.
Eidos makes rad computer games, dude.
eidos by Heraclitus of Austin August 6, 2009
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The hunkiest guy known to man. Thriving with Big Dick energy. He’s the funniest and the most hilarious guy ever. If you see a guy named Eljos be prepared to feel that your nothing. He gets all the ladies and know one will stop him.
Eljos: I am Inevitable
Eljos by Ben_Dover42069 September 17, 2019
A small rustic village which is part of the Eijsden-Margraten community. And lies within Limburg(Netherlands, Europe).

Eijsden is mostly inhabited by cows, sheep, chicken and people who are named Piet or Toos. An other common name in Eijsden is Martijn, though these people won't come outside ver often due the fact they are practically koakin' the whole day, under command of there Hi-Chief Piet V.

The common transportation in Eijsden are tractors.

Untill 2005 Eijsden had 7180 inhabitants, the population was increased slighty in 2006 and 2007, but slighty dropped in 2008. The cause of this decrease may be causes by a group of comazuipers, terrorising most parts of Eijsden. From 2009 till early-2010, these 'comazuipers' were abandoned from Eijsden untill December 2010. At New Years Eve the comazuipers planned an reunion, celebrating there re-invite to Eijsden at a secret location.
"Hello, my name is Martijn. My parents are named Piet and Toos. And I'm from.. "

*interrupts* "Yeah, Eijsden. We figured"
Eijsden by Bigbadjelly April 4, 2011
A term that can be used in any context. Usually used as a noun. It cannot fallow the word a or an in a scentence.
Noun:I’m sorry to hear that eïjo.
eïjo by Ethan T.T December 11, 2019
Short for eat-jack off-sleep
I:What are you doin' tonight? EJOS?
J: EJOJOJOEJOJOS
ejos by Ian April 2, 2005
EIGOS, is a design and development studio in Wellington, New Zealand. They were formed in 2004.
"... this event was sponsored by EIGOS Hosting ..."
EIGOS by henry joes March 15, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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