jos

(pronounced "jahss") (noun) Jack Off Session. Occurs among two or more males at sleep overs, camp outs, etc., when group sex talk, watching sexy movies, or homoerotic wrestling matches makes one guy horny, and he has to leave the group to find a private place for some quality masturbation. Internet access is usually preferred, but not necessary. If multiple males leave together for a jos, the jos is called a circle jerk.

I got so fuckin' horny talkin' with my buddies about the camp counselor's tits that I had to go to the showers to have a jos.

by Dickie Dillspank August 06, 2009

jo jo jo

Santa's cry if he was Mexican.

Jo Jo Jo, Merry Christmas!

by Leonthelion October 21, 2010

jo-jo

Seasoned, fried potato wedge, larger than a french fry. Localized usage in the Pacific Northwest.

Your jo-jos are too bland. You need to add some Johnny's.

by Joel Shaver February 25, 2008

jo jo

This is a land shark name

Guy 1 : yo look at this land shark
guy 2 : yeah probs name it jo jo

by Jo Jo the Land Shark April 05, 2018

jo jo

a slang word for weed/cannibis/joint/spliff/bifta ect

person 1: you got any jo jo ?

person 2: yer do u want sum on my jojo?

person 1: yer mayte gotta love the jojo

person 2: so do i mmmmm jo jo !!

by jo jo lover September 18, 2008

jo-jo

1. (verb) When someone comes up behind you and sticks their thumb or some other object in you butt. Not so forcefully as to cause penetration, but with enough force to squeeze your cheeks.

1. Man Kendyll ran up behind me at practice and gave me a jo-jo with his stick.

by Hunter September 14, 2004

Joing

1. The verb form of JO, jacking off
2. To do nothing with other people.

"instead of going to the party im just gonna be joing all night long with my computer"

by dakage December 21, 2005