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The hunkiest guy known to man. Thriving with Big Dick energy. He’s the funniest and the most hilarious guy ever. If you see a guy named Eljos be prepared to feel that your nothing. He gets all the ladies and know one will stop him.
Eljos: I am Inevitable
Eljos by Ben_Dover42069 September 17, 2019
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Elosexual 

Sexual attraction towards people based on their chess elo rating
Cindy will only date people above 2100 as she is elosexual
Darren was really looking forward to the Bermuda Party at the Olympiad since he is elosexual
Elosexual by chess12345 June 21, 2019
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Eljos eljon eljesa ejos eLoser Elyos eliose Eljes eljohn Elmosexual
You’re the most handsome and unique person I ever met. You care about the person you admire the most. The most gentlemen and you hate going to school and always late. You’re so intelligent and most quiet in class but so lazy to do works but the person you admire the most likes you too. Confess to her
Eljohn is the most precious boy in this world
eljohn by dex_x.rie June 7, 2021
Eljesa: Has an arabic origin but is mostly an albanian way in this spelling. She is beautiful, mysterious and has the purest smile. You think you know Eljesa? You only know what she tells you. Behind her pretty and big eyes are many more secrets to tell. Her attitude is uncomparable. She has a sweet side, but can seduce the shit out of you with her sexy eyes. Be careful. She is way more than what she seems to look like.
Have you looked into Eljesa‘s eyes? They never lie.
Eljesa by m.o.o.nchild April 29, 2020
An amazing queen, she makes the world shine brighter everyday she smiles, and causes every guy who sees her to trip and fall. Any guy who has her in his life wakes up every morning and praises God for being blessed with such an amazing girl. She's a genuine, good-hearted, wonderful, caring, and an beautiful person inside . She has a gorgeous body, it's perfection; and you're eyes melt everyday when you look at her. You are lucky if you have an elves in you're life!
you are so perfect, is you're name eljesa?
eljesa by marvin718632 July 20, 2018
She lights up every room she walks into. She is stunningly beautiful, even when she doesn't wear makeup. Eljona can make someone smile for hours, and want to be her best friend. Although she may not seem like it, she is a natural leader, with everyone wanting to listen to her. Eljona has a glow of happiness around her, making anyone she knows fall in love with her smile. She is the kind of girl that you can't get your mind off of, thinking about her when you least expect it. She may appear a little shy, but Eljona is a crazy lovable person who you can't stay mad at for long.

Boys think about her in the back of their mind, and girls want to be as good of a person as she is.No one can help but falling in love with an her, even when she is selfish. She has the best heart out of anyone you will ever know, trying her best to make sure everyone around her is happy. Some people may see Eljona as a wannabe, but they don't know that she just loves getting dressed up for the fun of style and makeup.
I cant stop thinking about Eljona
Eljona by UrbanLife<3 November 29, 2018
Eljesa is the type of person u just instantly adore and fall in love with. She’s the most loving and caring person you’ll ever meet. Also Eljesa is highly intelligent, in general you’d call her big brain. Her character is gold and she’s typically a strong independent woman. And she’s the most beautiful, gorgeous, sexiest woman you’ll meet in your life. She’s so fucking perfekt all you can do is love her with all your heart
Damn Eljesa is so fucking hot
Eljesa by pj_sanders June 3, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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