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whorensic evidence
1. The belongings left behind by person after a meaningful one night stand. Generally female in nature, but can go for man whores too. Women mostly because should she actually like the guy may she want to have a reason to come back or may simply be marking her territory. If neither of those is the case, she is just an absent minded jezebel, who may be losing items at many different locations.
2. The bodily injuries incurred after a night of fornication...ie, hickies, scratches on back, bite marks, rug burn on the knees, bruised forehead, etc. Usually unwanted by the said defendant, as they will be questioned by the significant other, or just the other usuals who are unaware of multiple whoriffic activities.
2. The bodily injuries incurred after a night of fornication...ie, hickies, scratches on back, bite marks, rug burn on the knees, bruised forehead, etc. Usually unwanted by the said defendant, as they will be questioned by the significant other, or just the other usuals who are unaware of multiple whoriffic activities.
That girl I left the club with last night, she left her bra, jacket, and earrings at my place. I need to get rid of the "whorensic evidence" before my parents get here.
Man, I think I'm gonna have to start a lost and found box for all this "whorensic evidence."
Man, I think I'm gonna have to start a lost and found box for all this "whorensic evidence."
whorensic evidence by Mr. Nick Pappagorgio February 18, 2009
eidetic
Basically, the condition of having a photographic memory. Can also be used to describe any kind of advanced memory skill/abilty/condition (depending on the circumstances of attaining a photographic memory).
eidetic by Wyrd Darcnyzz September 13, 2008
Epidermis Party
Similar to a Skins Party, it is party held by the thousands of people who got rejected to the Skins Party in New York City.
Guy 1: Dude, I waited on this line for 2 hours, watched a girl piss on the street, and we still didn't get in. My toes are frozen.
Guy 2: Fuck this, we're having our own epidermis party.
Guy 2: Fuck this, we're having our own epidermis party.
Epidermis Party by ThePope711 April 21, 2011
Hung Jury - Hard Evidence
Hung Jury - Hard Evidence by I, Wreckerrr December 6, 2020
Yahoo Answers Swine Epidemic
coolchick35: A mexican man coughed on me today, do i have swine flu?!?
Answerer #1: omggzzz gets to the hispitals nowss.
Answerer #2: Thanks for the 2 points!
Answerer #3: B!tch! my mothers mexican!
Answerer #4: *sigh*Just calm down everyone! Your making it worse by panicking! this must be this yahoo answers swine epidemic again..
(answerer #4 gets 15 thumbs down)
Answerer #1: omggzzz gets to the hispitals nowss.
Answerer #2: Thanks for the 2 points!
Answerer #3: B!tch! my mothers mexican!
Answerer #4: *sigh*Just calm down everyone! Your making it worse by panicking! this must be this yahoo answers swine epidemic again..
(answerer #4 gets 15 thumbs down)
Yahoo Answers Swine Epidemic by pigLoverr April 29, 2009
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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