ego boost

sorry buddy, I don't just give those for free. tell you what, since i like you i'll give you a tip. search your name on urban dictionary, you're bound to find something to brighten your day. although if your name is becky, gunter, karen, chad or darel i wouldn't bother.

person 1: i'm sad
person 2: search your name for an ego boost

ego boost by who says I have a plan? July 18, 2020

Ego Boost

The reason nerds play video games.

Many nerds(experts) will play games they are good at as a way to get revenge against those who constantly pick on them or ruin their lives.

They feel good after owning an opponent so it literally boosts their egos and they don't feel so suicidal.

Jimmy got picked on at school so he had to play Starcraft to get an ego boost.

He clearly needed an ego boost, or else he wouldn't of joined a noobs game.

Ego Boost by proudtobenoob February 9, 2009

ego boost

something you deserve to have

damn i need an ego boost, i should go talk to my friends

ego boost by Sossololpipi February 18, 2022

personal ego booster

when a guy/girl is really insecure about themselves so they have to boost their own ego by complimenting themselves and giving them the false sense that they're better than everyone else, boosting their ego to the moon

person 1: Im so funny and smart, everyone should aspire to be me!
person 2: shut up personal ego booster no one likes you and you have no friends
person 3: damn thats tough

personal ego booster by rx3ynn April 29, 2023

ego-boobst

What guy feels anytime an attractive gal --- especially a "new" chick whom he's only recently met --- willingly allows him to touch her "treasure chest", especially if said "treasures" are fairly shapely/bountiful. The theory, of course, is that such delightful "personal objects" are extra-desirable and thus are surely being actively sought after by many tongue-lolling males, and so the guy figures that he must be extra-special and valued in the buxom chick's eyes if she lets him fondle her fun-pillows, since conceivably she would not allow just anyone access to them.

I was kind and gentle to an attractive plumpish lady on a bicycle whom I met while I was also out cycling, and within an hour or two we were back at her place and she was stretched out on her bed stark-naked and letting me give her a full-body massage... what an awesome ego-boobst!

ego-boobst by QuacksO March 18, 2019