4 definitions by who says I have a plan?

sorry buddy, I don't just give those for free. tell you what, since i like you i'll give you a tip. search your name on urban dictionary, you're bound to find something to brighten your day. although if your name is becky, gunter, karen, chad or darel i wouldn't bother.
person 1: i'm sad
person 2: search your name for an ego boost
by who says I have a plan? July 19, 2020
THE MOST BADASS, INCREDIBLE, TRULY AMAZING FOOD ON THE FUCKING PLANET!! ARE YOU SAD? GO EAT BREAD! ARE YOU MAD? GO EAT BREAD! DO YOU HAVE DEPRESSION?? EAT. SOME. FUCKING. BREAD! WE ARE NOT DESERVING OF THIS TRULY INCREDIBLE DELICACY!!! I THANK GOD FOR ALL THAT I HAVE BUT MOST OF ALL BREAD!!! EATING BREAD IS LIKE A DRUG TRIP WITHOUT THE DRUGS!!! BREAD IS WHERE IT'S AT!!!!!!
BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by who says I have a plan? July 19, 2020
the most under appreciated pokemon protagonist to ever exist that even game freak abandoned.
jerry: hey man I love pokemon
joe: yeah who's your favorite protagonist?
jerry: leaf
joe: who?
by who says I have a plan? October 6, 2020
something pokemon will let you use as a nickname while "fart" is blocked
pokemon: would you like to nickname caught koffing?
you: yes
you: *types fart*
pokemon: you are not allowed to use that word
you: *types ass gas*
pokemon: ok, ass gas will be transfered to box 3
by who says I have a plan? August 18, 2020