egg-laying 

abortive; unsuccessful.

Don’t watch that egg-laying flick.

egg-laying by uttam maharjan December 28, 2011

egg-laying 

When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.

Lets go egg-laying.

egg-laying by unskinny-bob November 2, 2021

Egg Laying 

Its a custody to cry while laying a egg or many eggs.

Have you tried egg laying before?

Egg Laying by TTProtoTaylor July 13, 2019

Egg Laying Goose 

A really bad golf shot or a really pathetic golf team in Wilmington DE.

After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge grey goose flew off and layed an egg in mid-air.

What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan?

Egg Laying Goose by Semore-Hineys May 5, 2009

laying an egg 

to poop your pants; to fart; a stinky bowel movement.

"Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg"

Clearly, by "laying an egg," the writers of this song meant that Batman was smelly because Robin had shit his pants in the Batmobile.

laying an egg by Solid Steak April 17, 2007

Laying an egg 

The act of pulling one of your testicles up to your ass and showing it to someone while simultaneously mooning them.

I just laying an egg(laid) in front of greg over there and he’s crying now.

Laying an egg by Vinny2444 January 6, 2022

Laying a brown egg

To inexplicably crap your pants, especially when squatting down to do something.

John was laying a brown egg when doing too many forced squats.

Laying a brown egg by Captaindeadboi May 6, 2021