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egg dirt

The black, burned, residue left behind on one's metal skillet following the cooking of an egg (scrambled, sunnyside, over-easy, etc.). This residue is usually combined with whatever substance that may be left behind from prior use.
You touched my egg dirt!
Are you going to eat the rest of your egg dirt?
Would you mind removing your egg dirt from the pan?!
by Nick Brown VII December 11, 2013
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Dirt Egg

Deriving from an individual, usually found sleeping in a parking lot, who frequently eats hard boiled eggs. One of which has been peeled and has fallen onto the ground and rolled through a soft, fine dirt; and despite his or her best efforts cannot be cleaned. Obviously the individual eats the egg and occasionally feels guilty of his or her actions, occasionally.
Logan, its been a month and you haven't moved from that lot, I get skiing is cool and being a ski bum is solid but don't turn into a dirt egg.
by Dirt Egg Man November 7, 2018
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dirty fried egg

When you spadge on flat tits/boobies during a breakfast sex marathon.
ooooohhhhh id love to give you a dirty fried egg!!!!
by Shaggydoo19 August 2, 2017
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Dirty kinder egg

When a girl smacks the absolute shit out of your face whilst your friends watch from the other end of the table
Teo: I got a dirty kinder egg the other day from keira
Tyler: Yeah I saw you weak midget
by IcantGetItOnInBed April 21, 2022
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Dirty egg

The action of shoving an egg up someone’s ass, while rubbing them in yolk.
chad: yo bro! I gave my boy a “dirty egg” last night.
dave: that’s disgusting.
by bigpeepeechad69 January 5, 2021
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Dirty Creme Egg

The act of carefully emptying the contents of a Cadbury’s creme egg through an unnoticeable hole, filling the egg with spunk and then kindly offering it to an unsuspecting friend.
John: I’m so pissed off with Keith.
Paul: Okay.
John: He beat me 5-0 at Fifa!
Paul: Hmm.
John: But I’ll have my revenge… in the form of a dirty creme egg.
Paul: You should see a doctor.
by The Knickerless Bandirt April 6, 2013
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Dirty Egg Roll

When a man is getting busy with a woman using soy sauce as lube, and using an egg roll as the member.
I gave her the ol’ dirty egg roll.
by AJ38 December 10, 2021
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