An Egog is an egotistical male that looks like a “gremlin” or “SHREK” & has extremely shallow requirements for all of the ladies that he thinks want to date him. He stands around talking about how hot or not he thinks females are & doesn’t realize they wouldn’t date him in the first place because he is a complete douche. Seeks perfection while he himself is like a creature from some horrible “B” horror movie.

Dave is an Egog. He thinks women need plastic surgery & Botox but he looks like “Homer” off of “The Simpsons”
“That girl over there needs to workout & get a makeover man, I’d never date her” said the Egog.

Egog by WickedHellamean November 9, 2018

Eggdogisim

Eggdogism is the religion of following Eggdog, our lord eggdog has given us a few rules to live by
1. No stealing strawberries
2. No disrespecting the eggdog
3. No disrespecting people unfairly (if they deserve it thats different)
4. Eat garlic bred at least once a month
These are just a few of the rules of Eggdogism, the greatest religion. We grow day by day. Join us, in the worship of our lord and savior, Eggdog!

eggdogisim is the following of eggdog and his frens

Eggdogisim by 05-1 December 1, 2022

egogoogler

Anyone who obsessively "Googles" their own name as a means to raise their self-esteem or boost their ego.

When John, a notorious egogoogler, needed a quick ego boost he would perform a google search of his name and carefully scrutinize the results with pride.

egogoogler by Vergelimbo March 3, 2007

Edogawa Conan

The protagonist of the series Detective Conan, also known as Case Closed, 16 Year Old Kudo Shinichi, witnessed a shady deal and was attacked from the back, and given an experimental drug, which was supposed to kill young Kudo, but instead, shrunk him down to the age of 6, the name "Edogawa Conan" is his new identity to hide that Shinichi Kudo is alive.

Edogawa Conan is the cool detective, and the best anime character

Edogawa Conan by Gaylord Silly March 19, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026