An Egog is an egotistical male that looks like a “gremlin” or “SHREK” & has extremely shallow requirements for all of the ladies that he thinks want to date him. He stands around talking about how hot or not he thinks females are & doesn’t realize they wouldn’t date him in the first place because he is a complete douche. Seeks perfection while he himself is like a creature from some horrible “B” horror movie.

Dave is an Egog. He thinks women need plastic surgery & Botox but he looks like “Homer” off of “The Simpsons”
“That girl over there needs to workout & get a makeover man, I’d never date her” said the Egog.

Egog by WickedHellamean November 9, 2018

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Eggdogisim

Eggdogism is the religion of following Eggdog, our lord eggdog has given us a few rules to live by
1. No stealing strawberries
2. No disrespecting the eggdog
3. No disrespecting people unfairly (if they deserve it thats different)
4. Eat garlic bred at least once a month
These are just a few of the rules of Eggdogism, the greatest religion. We grow day by day. Join us, in the worship of our lord and savior, Eggdog!

eggdogisim is the following of eggdog and his frens

Eggdogisim by 05-1 December 1, 2022

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egogoogler

Anyone who obsessively "Googles" their own name as a means to raise their self-esteem or boost their ego.

When John, a notorious egogoogler, needed a quick ego boost he would perform a google search of his name and carefully scrutinize the results with pride.

egogoogler by Vergelimbo March 3, 2007

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Edogawa Conan

The protagonist of the series Detective Conan, also known as Case Closed, 16 Year Old Kudo Shinichi, witnessed a shady deal and was attacked from the back, and given an experimental drug, which was supposed to kill young Kudo, but instead, shrunk him down to the age of 6, the name "Edogawa Conan" is his new identity to hide that Shinichi Kudo is alive.

Edogawa Conan is the cool detective, and the best anime character

Edogawa Conan by Gaylord Silly March 19, 2019

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