Egog

An Egog is an egotistical male that looks like a “gremlin” or “SHREK” & has extremely shallow requirements for all of the ladies that he thinks want to date him. He stands around talking about how hot or not he thinks females are & doesn’t realize they wouldn’t date him in the first place because he is a complete douche. Seeks perfection while he himself is like a creature from some horrible “B” horror movie.

Dave is an Egog. He thinks women need plastic surgery & Botox but he looks like “Homer” off of “The Simpsons”
“That girl over there needs to workout & get a makeover man, I’d never date her” said the Egog.

Egog by WickedHellamean November 9, 2018

Egog

“Egog”, as requested, defined in the context of oil and incense mixed together by Prophetess Christine Yvette Thompson:

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Egog (noun)

Pronunciation: /ˈē-gôg/
Origin: Coined by Prophetess Christine Yvette Thompson

Definition:
A sacred blend of consecrated oil and aromatic incense prepared under divine instruction, symbolizing the fusion of anointing and prophetic atmosphere. Egog is used in prophetic intercession, healing rituals, and spiritual purification, carrying both the weight of tradition and the freshness of divine revelation.

Usage in context:

“During the night vigil, Prophetess Christine anointed each seeker with the Egog, releasing healing and clarity into the room.”

Spiritual Significance:
• The oil represents divine favor, healing, and anointing.
• The incense signifies prayer, worship, and the presence of the Holy Spirit.
• Egog is believed to activate spiritual sensitivity and align the soul with divine frequency.

Rub a little egog on the dry area, you can anoint it and heal

Egog by Prophetess Christine Yvette Th September 1, 2025

egogoogler 

Anyone who obsessively "Googles" their own name as a means to raise their self-esteem or boost their ego.

When John, a notorious egogoogler, needed a quick ego boost he would perform a google search of his name and carefully scrutinize the results with pride.

egogoogler by Vergelimbo March 3, 2007

Egogasm 

The rush of elation and pride that fills an egomaniac that has received verification of his or her superiority. It usually results in them turning into an attention whore by spewing their "see how awesome I am" load in arm-breaking pats on their own backs.

The boss had an egogasm today when he emailed the staff to tell us that his name appeared in the top ten search results in Google.

Egogasm by seannerd September 9, 2010

egographing 

Taking photos and uploading to social media sites with the aim of massaging your ego.

All these facebook profile pictures of you in front of expensive cars and of views from the front row of concerts is just pure egographing

egographing by MrLamba June 18, 2011

Egogender 

You are your gender :D

P1: hey what is your gender?
P2: I am Egogender.
P1: What is that?
P2: I am my own gender!

Egogender by DeeTheEgogender March 26, 2021

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An egg with 10+ more eggs inside it.

The egg had 14 mini eggs inside it, meaning it was considered an egoggagoggragoggaggoggeraggoggeraggongarogg.

Egoggagoggragoggaggoggeraggoggeraggongarogg by Choochball July 18, 2026