An Egog is an egotistical male that looks like a “gremlin” or “SHREK” & has extremely shallow requirements for all of the ladies that he thinks want to date him. He stands around talking about how hot or not he thinks females are & doesn’t realize they wouldn’t date him in the first place because he is a complete douche. Seeks perfection while he himself is like a creature from some horrible “B” horror movie.
Dave is an Egog. He thinks women need plastic surgery & Botox but he looks like “Homer” off of “The Simpsons”
“That girl over there needs to workout & get a makeover man, I’d never date her” said the Egog.
“That girl over there needs to workout & get a makeover man, I’d never date her” said the Egog.
by WickedHellamean November 9, 2018