Teenage heartthrob, "dating" Vanexxxa Hudgens so the world
will think he's straight, but really, we all know he's gay, even the teeniebopper girls who insist that he is straight (or at least
bi) because they think they'll have a chance with him. Just hook up with
Corbin already, dammit!
Girl: OMGzz lyke Zak Effron is lyk the hotest ting sinse... welll, evah!
Guy: Zacquisha Efron? He gets
nose jobs and wears fake eyelashes. He's obviously gay.
Girl: *gasp* U taek dat bak! He haz a
gf who I wanna murdur!
Guy: He's obviously fake
dating her.
Girl: *bitch slaps guy*