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EABBD
This is an acronym for Eat A Bag of Baby Dicks.
Made popular by Animated TV Series Boondocks. It is also a higher level of EAD. The whole Bag and Baby aspect not only confuses one but it also makes a statement because the current price of a Bag of Baby Dicks has gone down with this struggling economy.
Made popular by Animated TV Series Boondocks. It is also a higher level of EAD. The whole Bag and Baby aspect not only confuses one but it also makes a statement because the current price of a Bag of Baby Dicks has gone down with this struggling economy.
I was driving to work this morning and a car cut me off. I pulled up next to the guy, he told em to fuck off. I told him to EABBD. he looked confused, took out his phone and went to Urban Dictionary online. Found the definition, then crashed his car. he should not have been driving and using his phone. Unreal!
ESBBD
End Stage Benjamin Button Disease (ESBBD)
Occurring in previously alpha type males, commonly high school heroes, that have since lost their ways in directions such as books, medical school, irrelevant network programs, and geriatric practices. As the name implies, ESBBD is a phenomenon where said male loses over 50% of his high school weight/muscle mass and continues to atrophy as time goes on. Said male no longer enjoys lifting, eating, or bro-ing out with his bros anymore. This disease is also connected with existential struggles, depression, and severe whippeditude with wife and in general. Soon this affected male will disappear into thin air as his mass slowly but steadily approaches nothing. It is best to pray for affected individuals as there is no known cure.
Occurring in previously alpha type males, commonly high school heroes, that have since lost their ways in directions such as books, medical school, irrelevant network programs, and geriatric practices. As the name implies, ESBBD is a phenomenon where said male loses over 50% of his high school weight/muscle mass and continues to atrophy as time goes on. Said male no longer enjoys lifting, eating, or bro-ing out with his bros anymore. This disease is also connected with existential struggles, depression, and severe whippeditude with wife and in general. Soon this affected male will disappear into thin air as his mass slowly but steadily approaches nothing. It is best to pray for affected individuals as there is no known cure.
Bro1: Have you heard Chris? Josh isn't the same anymore :((
Bro2: Yea Merrit...I've noticed. He's got ESBBD. Pray for him bro.
Bro2: Yea Merrit...I've noticed. He's got ESBBD. Pray for him bro.
ESBBD by Jack threeD February 27, 2019