Made popular by Animated TV Series Boondocks. It is also a higher level of EAD. The whole Bag and Baby aspect not only confuses one but it also makes a statement because the current price of a Bag of Baby Dicks has gone down with this struggling economy.
I was driving to work this morning and a car cut me off. I pulled up next to the guy, he told em to fuck off. I told him to EABBD. he looked confused, took out his phone and went to Urban Dictionary online. Found the definition, then crashed his car. he should not have been driving and using his phone. Unreal!
Occurring in previously alpha type males, commonly high school heroes, that have since lost their ways in directions such as books, medical school, irrelevant network programs, and geriatric practices. As the name implies, ESBBD is a phenomenon where said male loses over 50% of his high school weight/muscle mass and continues to atrophy as time goes on. Said male no longer enjoys lifting, eating, or bro-ing out with his bros anymore. This disease is also connected with existential struggles, depression, and severe whippeditude with wife and in general. Soon this affected male will disappear into thin air as his mass slowly but steadily approaches nothing. It is best to pray for affected individuals as there is no known cure.
Bro1: Have you heard Chris? Josh isn't the same anymore :((
Bro2: Yea Merrit...I've noticed. He'sgot ESBBD. Pray for him bro.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.