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Ejunkulation 

1. The act of sending a naked picture via text message/e-mail or other social medium, often prematurely.

2. The act of exposing your crazy on a date in a rapid, almost violent manner.
Match.com guys have a tendancy for premature ejunkulation, usually five minutes after your first conversation.
Ejunkulation by CluexFour May 13, 2010
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a far superior version of writing idiot, deriving from me.... as an interpretation of yardie slang into well spoken english. makes sense really, since i am no yardie... neways yeah eejut is a great word!!
"Dude, u are a fuckin EEjut! learn something of worth before I slap you down, fucktard"

"man, that fucker is a proper eejut, his lips move when he reads 'Mr Men'"

"YOU FUCKIN' EEJUT! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, DROPPING 20 BEANS THEN SMOKIN CRACK!! U NEED A FAT SLAP U EEJUT TWAT MONKEY!!"
eejut by KitSteel April 22, 2007

Exjunctive 

EX-JUNC-TIVE. Pronunciation (Ehks-JUNK-tiv)

-adjective

Of, or relating to, the accidental or purposeful, but complete subversion of any semiotic context or system i.e. images, texts, languages, idioms

Origin:
ex-1  
a prefix meaning “out of,” “from,”

junct-2
junct ( us ), past participle of jungere to join ( jung- join + -tus past participle suffix)

-ive 3
a suffix of adjectives (and nouns of adjectival origin) expressing tendency, disposition, function, connection

Related forms:
Exjunctivise(d) -

Adjective: to subvert something to an exjunctive result
Exjunctively -
Adverb: tending to subvert, as of by accident or by purpose
Ex
In a sentence:

"Ross Noble's comedy act is very exjunctive/ He speaks in a very exjunctive manner."

"Kenneth Williams' innuendoes are always said so exjuntively"

In an example:

"Queer As Folk"

Originally:
English

Phrase
there's nowt so queer as folk
(simile, colloquial) Nothing is as strange, as odd as people can be.

Subversion:

Queer As Folk

Plays on the modern day English synonym of "queer", meaning homosexual. Used as a title for a television drama about contemporary gay community
Exjunctive by Jonathan Frame May 21, 2011

sawamura eijun

SUNSHINE ETERNAL SUNSHINE. HE IS THE ACTUAL SUN Y'ALL THAT SUN UP THERE IN THE SKY IS FAKE TRUST ME. Sawamura Eijun, west tokyo prefecture greatest southpaw and greatest SPOILER ace of Seido Highschool.

he's so damn loud, kuramochi's fav place to smack esp eijun's butt. but no need to worry they're best brothers, mochi-senpai is just a tsundere ❤️ ANW LET'S GO BACK TO EIJUN BEFORE I WROTE AN ESSAY, you'll definitely fall for him from the very first episode of Diamond No Ace (please watch this gold anime). for short, he's everyone baby, everyone precious main character & pitcher. Sawamura Eijun is a really reallyyyy great character.

He has this special relationship with Miyuki Kazuya, basically Miyuki is the main reason why Eijun decided to give seido a shot. Eijun wants Miyuki to acknowledge him (when miyuki already did that from the very first place hahah). Eijun also has special relationship with Furuya Satoru, as his "rival" but yea they're just basically babies and bestest friend (along with Kominato Haruichi).
"OSH! OSH! OSH! OSH!"
"KOSHI! KOSHI!"
- sawamura eijun firing his teammates

"BOSS?!?!?!!"
"TOUJOU THANKYOU, THANKYOU TOUJOU"
"OHOOO KANE!!"
"HARUCCHI!!!!"
"OOKAMI KOUZO"
"DAIJOBU YUI-SHOUNEN"
- sawamura eijun with his friends

"ORENI MAKASERO"
"BACK MINNA-SAN, YOROSHIKU ONEAGISHIMASU!!!"
- sawamura eijun as pitcher

"MIYUKI KAZUYAAAA"
- sawamura eijun calling his soulmate
sawamura eijun by httpkhun April 30, 2021

eijunstire 

one of my fav mutuals theyre so sweet and funny and their edits are amazing too pls like they’re one of my fav editors
ahhh! eijunstire posted a new edit i just know it’s gonna be good
eijunstire by baka😈‼️ March 21, 2021
Being of absolute awesome nature.

An expression of ultimate greatness.
This party is so eljundi.

That car is definately eljundi.
eljundi by MazMan September 12, 2012
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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