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a far superior version of writing idiot, deriving from me.... as an interpretation of yardie slang into well spoken english. makes sense really, since i am no yardie... neways yeah eejut is a great word!!
"Dude, u are a fuckin EEjut! learn something of worth before I slap you down, fucktard"

"man, that fucker is a proper eejut, his lips move when he reads 'Mr Men'"

"YOU FUCKIN' EEJUT! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, DROPPING 20 BEANS THEN SMOKIN CRACK!! U NEED A FAT SLAP U EEJUT TWAT MONKEY!!"
eejut by KitSteel April 22, 2007
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A more endearing Irish slang term for someone who acts foolishly, is a bit slow or has no sense. Not as harsh as calling someone an idiot.
"God Ted, I'm an awful eejit!"
"You're right there, Dougal, ye feckin' eejit!"
eejit by quareheadtheball January 22, 2014
A fun scary cat, who loves to chew plants , Eejun is scared of girls and likes when people steal his pencils
Person one: Woah I found a pencil is it yours?
person two: must be Eejun’s!
eejun by Ilike _space October 8, 2020

feckin eejit 

It means "fucking idiot," mainly in Irish, and it sounds better in an Irish accent.
That Daniel O'Donnell's a big feckin eejit
feckin eejit by tara banana May 27, 2004
eejit by Cully April 1, 2003

Clartical eejit 

Idiot who’s daft in the head and doesn’t know anything ( eejit) Slang for idiot Clartical lays emphasis on stupidity
Your actually so stupid you clartical eejit
Clartical eejit by Dave-kmt November 2, 2022

clartical eejit 

Must be skunked, u Clartical eejit
clartical eejit by Dave-kmt November 3, 2022
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