eijun 

tata’s boyfriend, sunshine that will never lose his lights. he’ll shine bright like a sun in day and like a star in night. eijun’s smile is number one tata’s favorite view. always be happy please eijun, our ace!

anyone : ta-
tata : EIJUN CAN’T I JUST SQUISH AND BITE YOUR CHEEKS U R SO CUTE CAN I BRING YOU HOME WITH ME I WILL MAKE YOU A BASEBALL FIELD I SWEAR JUST GO HOME WITH ME PLS I BEG I’M ON MY KNEES

eijun by httpkhun October 14, 2021

sawamura eijun

SUNSHINE ETERNAL SUNSHINE. HE IS THE ACTUAL SUN Y'ALL THAT SUN UP THERE IN THE SKY IS FAKE TRUST ME. Sawamura Eijun, west tokyo prefecture greatest southpaw and greatest SPOILER ace of Seido Highschool.

he's so damn loud, kuramochi's fav place to smack esp eijun's butt. but no need to worry they're best brothers, mochi-senpai is just a tsundere ❤️ ANW LET'S GO BACK TO EIJUN BEFORE I WROTE AN ESSAY, you'll definitely fall for him from the very first episode of Diamond No Ace (please watch this gold anime). for short, he's everyone baby, everyone precious main character & pitcher. Sawamura Eijun is a really reallyyyy great character.

He has this special relationship with Miyuki Kazuya, basically Miyuki is the main reason why Eijun decided to give seido a shot. Eijun wants Miyuki to acknowledge him (when miyuki already did that from the very first place hahah). Eijun also has special relationship with Furuya Satoru, as his "rival" but yea they're just basically babies and bestest friend (along with Kominato Haruichi).

"OSH! OSH! OSH! OSH!"
"KOSHI! KOSHI!"
- sawamura eijun firing his teammates

"BOSS?!?!?!!"
"TOUJOU THANKYOU, THANKYOU TOUJOU"
"OHOOO KANE!!"
"HARUCCHI!!!!"
"OOKAMI KOUZO"
"DAIJOBU YUI-SHOUNEN"
- sawamura eijun with his friends

"ORENI MAKASERO"
"BACK MINNA-SAN, YOROSHIKU ONEAGISHIMASU!!!"
- sawamura eijun as pitcher

"MIYUKI KAZUYAAAA"
- sawamura eijun calling his soulmate

sawamura eijun by httpkhun April 30, 2021

eejun 

A fun scary cat, who loves to chew plants , Eejun is scared of girls and likes when people steal his pencils

Person one: Woah I found a pencil is it yours?
person two: must be Eejun’s!

eejun by Ilike _space October 8, 2020

emijune 

blonde who cant do simple math

You: What's 25% as a fraction
Emijune: 1/25
You:

emijune by memesrimmortal November 29, 2021

Ejunkulation 

1. The act of sending a naked picture via text message/e-mail or other social medium, often prematurely.

2. The act of exposing your crazy on a date in a rapid, almost violent manner.

Match.com guys have a tendancy for premature ejunkulation, usually five minutes after your first conversation.

Ejunkulation by CluexFour May 13, 2010

Exjunctive 

EX-JUNC-TIVE. Pronunciation (Ehks-JUNK-tiv)

-adjective

Of, or relating to, the accidental or purposeful, but complete subversion of any semiotic context or system i.e. images, texts, languages, idioms

Origin:
ex-1  
a prefix meaning “out of,” “from,”

junct-2
junct ( us ), past participle of jungere to join ( jung- join + -tus past participle suffix)

-ive 3
a suffix of adjectives (and nouns of adjectival origin) expressing tendency, disposition, function, connection

Related forms:
Exjunctivise(d) -

Adjective: to subvert something to an exjunctive result
Exjunctively -
Adverb: tending to subvert, as of by accident or by purpose
Ex

In a sentence:

"Ross Noble's comedy act is very exjunctive/ He speaks in a very exjunctive manner."

"Kenneth Williams' innuendoes are always said so exjuntively"

In an example:

"Queer As Folk"

Originally:
English

Phrase
there's nowt so queer as folk
(simile, colloquial) Nothing is as strange, as odd as people can be.

Subversion:

Queer As Folk

Plays on the modern day English synonym of "queer", meaning homosexual. Used as a title for a television drama about contemporary gay community

Exjunctive by Jonathan Frame May 21, 2011

eijunstire 

one of my fav mutuals theyre so sweet and funny and their edits are amazing too pls like they’re one of my fav editors

ahhh! eijunstire posted a new edit i just know it’s gonna be good

eijunstire by baka😈‼️ March 21, 2021