tata’s boyfriend, sunshine that will never lose his lights. he’ll shine bright like a sun in day and like a star in night. eijun’s smile is number one tata’s favorite view. always be happy please eijun, our ace!
anyone : ta-
tata : EIJUN CAN’T I JUST SQUISH AND BITE YOUR CHEEKS U R SO CUTE CAN I BRING YOU HOME WITH ME I WILL MAKE YOU A BASEBALL FIELD I SWEAR JUST GO HOME WITH ME PLS I BEG I’M ON MY KNEES
SUNSHINE ETERNAL SUNSHINE. HE IS THE ACTUAL SUN Y'ALL THAT SUN UP THERE IN THE SKY IS FAKE TRUST ME. Sawamura Eijun, west tokyo prefecture greatest southpaw and greatest SPOILER ace of Seido Highschool.
he's so damn loud, kuramochi's fav place to smack esp eijun's butt. but no need to worry they're best brothers, mochi-senpai is just a tsundere ❤️ ANW LET'S GO BACK TO EIJUN BEFORE I WROTE AN ESSAY, you'll definitely fall for him from the very first episode of Diamond No Ace (please watch this gold anime). for short, he's everyone baby, everyone precious main character & pitcher. Sawamura Eijun is a really reallyyyy great character.
He has this special relationship with Miyuki Kazuya, basically Miyuki is the main reason why Eijun decided to give seido a shot. Eijun wants Miyuki to acknowledge him (when miyuki already did that from the very first place hahah). Eijun also has special relationship with Furuya Satoru, as his "rival" but yea they're just basically babies and bestest friend (along with Kominato Haruichi).
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.