1. The act of sending a naked picture via text message/e-mail or other social medium, often prematurely.
2. The act of exposing your crazy on a date in a rapid, almost violent manner.
2. The act of exposing your crazy on a date in a rapid, almost violent manner.
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Well John got me all excited about wonderful new flavor of chocolate ice cream, but the grocery store had none yet. A case of premature ejubulation.
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