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Quite and kind but killer nature you know

Sub teachers always say their name wrong

Also wears mountains of hair gel to conform to the Prince Charming image he tries so hard to succeed in and sometimes does but most of the time he just looses things or gets hit by falling tree beaches.(wears a lot a flannels)
Ava: I just saw a kid Lying in the ground with a tree branch in his head

Ella: let me guess... edsion?
edsion by Bradhkid August 22, 2021
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edison chen 

1. Player
2. taking BJ pics and save them for later
1. This HK Player has over 1300+ photos of him and his sexual conquests in mainly BJ poses.
Who is Edison Chen?

2. Guy takes pics while girl is going down on him.
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Just pulling an edison chen.
edison chen by Jetz February 29, 2008
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Edson Crazy Pants 

There was a man on his throne.
He sat there all alone.
His name was Edson.
And he sung a little song.

'Oooo Doodle Lay eee Whooooo'
'I AM EDSON, I POOPED SO HARD I AM EDSON LALALALALALALALAAAAAAA'

He has a big ass and is chunky and he sung the chunky hunky but he ain't no munky honey!
yo mama an edson crazy pants!
A handsome guy , who tends to hide their feelings . Edison’s seem when they love a person they love them for a very long time . An Edison would always glare at you when he is jealous or when he wants to see you . He is quite shy too . They are also great kissers and very attractive
Rubin: Edison is so different and isn’t a fuckboy .
Edison by Whynotman February 11, 2018
a total sweetheart who can always make you smile
Edson is a cutie.
edson by thehex33 December 1, 2011

Edisons Medicine 

Man that fucking cop pulled me over, whooped my ass, and gave me serving of Edisons Medicine with his tazer.
Edisons Medicine by Mr.Satan September 29, 2009
Edion is a beautiful man with a big heart for everyone in this world he will always keep his family safe. He doesn't like When people dought him, He likes to do his own thing but he likes to be with people to. His mood can changes quick so be carefull
Person 1 : look that man is helping all those people

Person 2: yeayy i are him, it must be an Edion
edion by Jaaakeeennddraaa May 1, 2018
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