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Executive that can't use Microsoft Office
Jerry, another 'priority' IT helpdesk request from the 9th floor. Second time today for an Excel cut & paste to Powerpoint. Ectumo prepping for board meeting I guess...
ectumo by Semiconscious CTO April 9, 2007
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ectomorph 

The "hard gainer" of the fitness world since they have a hard time building muscle although it is not impossible.

They're naturally small built with long, lightly muscular limbs. The have a fast metabolism so the can stuff their faces without putting on weight.

To gain muscle they need to eat alot and do heavy weight training, its advised that they avoid cardiovascular activities since cardiovascular activities burn fat
Examples of ectomorphs are Lisa Kudrow, Kate Moss, Brad Pitt, Seth Green, Edward Norton and most NBA players
ectomorph by Malloy91 October 22, 2008

First Law of Ecumomics

Derived from the physics principle of Newton's First Law:

The First Law of Ecumomics states: "A dick/pussy getting action will tend to continue to get action, while a dick/pussy not getting any will tend to continue to not get any, unless acted upon by an external makeover force." Also known as ecumomic inertia.
"I just keep getting pussy lately! I don't think it's ever going to stop. Thank goodness for the First Law of Ecumomics!"

ectomorph 

An individual having a lean, slightly muscular body build in which tissues derived from the embryonic ectoderm predominate.
"Steve Urkel is an ectomorph."
ectomorph by Mesomorph January 13, 2004

ecumomics 

A postmanteau of economics + cumming: the 'study' of sexual partners; analysis of one's socio-sexual circumstances from a supply-and-demand point of view.
A person experiencing a high demand for sexual action from multiple prospective partners is said to be in a good ecumomic position: "Oh man, she is going out with five guys at the moment. I'd kill to be in her ecumomic situation!"

Conversely, one without any sexual prospects at a given time is said to be in ecumomic drought: "Oh my god, NO chicks are into me right now! I feel like I'm in an ecumomic recession... there are no jobs out there for me right now."

(Ecumomic is the most frequently applied form of ecumomics.)
ecumomics by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 21, 2014

Superlative Ectomorph 

one who insists he is awesome, when in fact, he has only 3 teeth
Johnny was the biggest superlative ectomorph in Harlem.
Superlative Ectomorph by Kyle King August 25, 2004

ectomorph 

An individual who has a lean, muscular physique without having to workout his or her body.
Brad Pitt, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Quenton So are all examples of male ectomorphs.
ectomorph by Teela December 9, 2008
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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