Eating cake

A SFW way of saying to masturbate.

"I plan to spend most of today at my computer eating cake."

by The Daft one February 8, 2010

Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

When you are with a girl and she shows signs and celebrates but you still get no pussy

Kas***: Bro I am with Tze** for the past 5 months but I still get no pussy
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 9, 2022

Cake-eating Fuck-stick

Derogatory reference used to describe useless office drone days workers, (typically working Mon-Fri 40hr weeks).

It is derived from the fact that they enjoy celebrating with cake (hence the cake-eating), and often perform very little in the way of useful tasks during their workday(hence the fuck-stick).

Those cake-eating fuck-sticks can't get anything right.

by Chazzman72 February 23, 2020

cat eating the cake

When a woman masterbates with her partners stiff turd.

Kim enjoyed a long 15 minute session of cat eating the cake with Jeffrey's long stiff corn fill stick.

by St augustine wife swap September 3, 2017

Eating the cake batter

Eating what comes out of the cake (vagina) and licking it clean til it’s all gone

“Didn’t Jim tell you what he did the other night ?”

“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter”

by Dinosaur_jr220 May 26, 2018

cake eating whore

when an ugly nasty nikka fat shames whamen by calling them cake eating whores

ugly nikka: you guys are just cake eating whores
cute nikka: fuck u say bitch

by sadnikkahours March 11, 2019

cake eating motherfuckas

could mean a fat person, a gay man, a couple you see in public, or just someone you generally don't like.

oh my god dustin look at these cake eating motherfuckas

by rocky69420 September 23, 2022