eatard

An eatard is a person who lacks knowledge:good brain strength but eats and makes up for it

“He is a such a eatard, you never see him without snacks but never with a boom”

by am0urrmacyy December 5, 2023

Eatordiebies

A condition in which one is so hungry they may die within the next few minutes.

^Eat^Or^Die^Bees

If I don't have a hamburger now, my Eatordiebies is going to kill me.

Ooohhhhh... I think I have Eatordiebies! Please stop at that drive thru!

by Linophryne January 1, 2011

etard twitch

When you're an etard you will have certain twitches that you will do very often. You won't notice them, but others will.

person 1 : "Why does Chris keep moving his fingers?"

person 2 : "It's just his etard twitch"

by afdhskdhljf June 17, 2010

etardation

Effects suffered from consuming too much ecstacy. These include mental sluggishness, slurring, unable to think clearly, making silly mistakes at work, not understanding simple tasks, etc.

The subject had two massive nights in a row and was suffering severe etardation as a result

by Drew43 October 7, 2008

eTarded

The effects of ecstacy after you come down. This ranges from feeling icky after a night of use or the gaping minds of individuals who abuse it regularly.

"Man, I shouldn't have partied so hard last night.. I feel so eTarded."

by Mia Pia March 30, 2007

etarded

Etarded is what your are the day after you do E (MDMA). YOu tend to get light headed, and your brain feels very spend.

I was rolling so hard yesterday. Now im so etarded.

by Im etarded right now August 1, 2004

Extard

1 A person who has overcome his retardedness.

2 Also used to make fun of someone dumb who has achieved greatness in their studies, exams, etc.

1 Doctor: ma'am, we have finally cured your brother's mental retardation...he is now officially an extard.

2 John: we can finally say that that dumbass Mike is an extard. He actually passed an exam!!

by Vass Zaitsev August 1, 2009