Emtard

The general classification of people who work for Embarq. Using a cross between the name of the company, and the word retard, this term was spawned.

I just got of the phone with an emtard.

Their whole office is full of emtards.

That person is really emtarded.

by The one and only DAN April 22, 2008

Emtard

A little pubescent retard who likes stupid Eminem. A jr high school or middle school dork who says `Yo`, wears baseball caps on backwards, thinks Eminem songs which talk about beating women in the face and have lyrics about slitting the throat of a child are ``really cooool.`` A Raptard that writes ``Eminem`` all over his or her school notebooks, and claims Marshall Mathers is a lyrical genius, but spells it ``lyricle genious``. A fanboy of Gay-Unit. - (Or an adult that acts like the mindset of such a 13year old Raptard.)

``Yo. wasup. Eminem is duh gratest liricle genious evah!(sic) He Rockzzzzs!``
(Actually he raps; Eminem does not have the capability to sing or play any musical instrument, so he cant rock, but an Emtard doesn`know this.)

``He`soooo Real! He says just what I feeel! Emanem is dah bom!(sic) I love him! Ur just jellous``-An EmTard-

by BET television June 11, 2006

Emtard

A level of idiocracy past that of retarded

Ms monell is being a emtard

by anonymous February 16, 2023

etard twitch

When you're an etard you will have certain twitches that you will do very often. You won't notice them, but others will.

person 1 : "Why does Chris keep moving his fingers?"

person 2 : "It's just his etard twitch"

by afdhskdhljf June 17, 2010

emotard

A reference to all emo kids in general. Being that emo is a false genre compiled from bits of other (valid) musical subcultures into a uniquely bland, and unoriginal composite, emo is "retarded," the combination of "emo" and "retard" becomes the redundant, but accurate slur.

All those emo kids who think they are being original by looking like each other and pretending to be so emotionally deep are really self-deluded emotards.

by Marcus Solomon November 28, 2007

etardation

Effects suffered from consuming too much ecstacy. These include mental sluggishness, slurring, unable to think clearly, making silly mistakes at work, not understanding simple tasks, etc.

The subject had two massive nights in a row and was suffering severe etardation as a result

by Drew43 October 7, 2008

emtarkanderundersgunderson

A name that overlooks the also great names of "Embrodak" and "Emerson". Come on guys, those names were hilarious too.

Em? What's that supposed to stand for?
Embrodak?
Emerson?
Emtarkanderundersgunderson?

by Rodney Basil October 20, 2003