EAStard 

A kid who's obsessed with Emergency Alert System or EAS for short. Most of these kids are easily recognizable with SPC as a prefix for their nicknames, which stands for Storm Prevention Control. Most of these kids like the mocks of the infamous Emergency Alert System, and probably record their NOAA Radios going off, while they SOMEHOW know that their NOAA Radios will go off at that specific time, probably a bunch of psychics.

Guy 1: There's this weird kid at my school who brought his NOAA weather radio in the class, glad the teacher told him to turn it off.
Guy 2: This kid is definitely an EAStard. I swear, his Youtube Channel is SPCeastornadomaster13 (example) and records videos of his NOAA radios going off loudly.
Guy 1: Very true.

EAStard by thebigbadclown October 4, 2019

Eastard 

Your typical anti-west eastern European basement dweller that hates everything west yet still wants all the benefits of NATO/EU

Eastard: I HATE THE WEST!!!!!
Person: So you don't approve of the financial backing of the west?
Eastard: Well, I still want it just I don't like the west

Eastard by Ligmaaaaa July 28, 2023

Eartarded 

another way of saying someone is tone deaf and can't sing or hum worth a crap.

person1-ugh... she sings horribly...

person2- i know, right? she's eartarded.

Eartarded by *Alex_Flyest* January 2, 2011

easterday 

One of the baddest groups around. Can do anything and is just the coolest group of niggas there ever was

Yo have you seen that group of Easterday’s? Their badass niggas

easterday by Niggalas LDN February 28, 2019

eatard 

An eatard is a person who lacks knowledge:good brain strength but eats and makes up for it

“He is a such a eatard, you never see him without snacks but never with a boom”

eatard by am0urrmacyy December 5, 2023

Eartardis 

An Earworm but sourced from a song created before you were born.

Me: "Hey Honey, I Will Follow Him."
Honey: 🎶 I will follow him wherever he may go 🎶, "Dammit quit giving me an eartardis!"

Eartardis by Xziz November 8, 2024