EAStard

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A kid who's obsessed with Emergency Alert System or EAS for short. Most of these kids are easily recognizable with SPC as a prefix for their nicknames, which stands for Storm Prevention Control. Most of these kids like the mocks of the infamous Emergency Alert System, and probably record their NOAA Radios going off, while they SOMEHOW know that their NOAA Radios will go off at that specific time, probably a bunch of psychics.

Guy 1: There's this weird kid at my school who brought his NOAA weather radio in the class, glad the teacher told him to turn it off.
Guy 2: This kid is definitely an EAStard. I swear, his Youtube Channel is SPCeastornadomaster13 (example) and records videos of his NOAA radios going off loudly.
Guy 1: Very true.

EAStard by thebigbadclown October 4, 2019

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Eastard

Your typical anti-west eastern European basement dweller that hates everything west yet still wants all the benefits of NATO/EU

Eastard: I HATE THE WEST!!!!!
Person: So you don't approve of the financial backing of the west?
Eastard: Well, I still want it just I don't like the west

Eastard by Ligmaaaaa July 28, 2023

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Eartarded

another way of saying someone is tone deaf and can't sing or hum worth a crap.

person1-ugh... she sings horribly...

person2- i know, right? she's eartarded.

Eartarded by *Alex_Flyest* January 2, 2011

easterday

One of the baddest groups around. Can do anything and is just the coolest group of niggas there ever was

Yo have you seen that group of Easterday’s? Their badass niggas

easterday by Niggalas LDN February 28, 2019

eatard

An eatard is a person who lacks knowledge:good brain strength but eats and makes up for it

“He is a such a eatard, you never see him without snacks but never with a boom”

eatard by am0urrmacyy December 5, 2023

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Eartardis

An Earworm but sourced from a song created before you were born.

Me: "Hey Honey, I Will Follow Him."
Honey: 🎶 I will follow him wherever he may go 🎶, "Dammit quit giving me an eartardis!"

Eartardis by Xziz November 8, 2024

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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