Extard

1 A person who has overcome his retardedness.

2 Also used to make fun of someone dumb who has achieved greatness in their studies, exams, etc.

1 Doctor: ma'am, we have finally cured your brother's mental retardation...he is now officially an extard.

2 John: we can finally say that that dumbass Mike is an extard. He actually passed an exam!!

by Vass Zaitsev August 1, 2009

exnards

The opposite of innards. The stuff on the exnards keeps the gooey innards in.

Thank you for eating my exnards. I only like the innards of the cookie.

by S7D7 June 2, 2018

etard twitch

When you're an etard you will have certain twitches that you will do very often. You won't notice them, but others will.

person 1 : "Why does Chris keep moving his fingers?"

person 2 : "It's just his etard twitch"

by afdhskdhljf June 17, 2010

Exotard

People with an inability to eliminate "xo" from their written correspondence, particularly in signatures.

Can't wait to see you! xoxo I'm an exotard!

by ponypossy February 19, 2009

Expardon

An expression used to catch someone's attention or to apologize for an interruption, disagreement, or social indiscretion.
An attempt to lessen a fault or blame. To grant pardon to.
To excuse or notify someone that a behavior, statement, or occurrence may be worthy of forgiveness.

Girl you're gonna have to expardon me, that cowboy in the corner has wranglers so tight he's even pullin' me in.

by Nitroglycejen April 28, 2011

etardation

Effects suffered from consuming too much ecstacy. These include mental sluggishness, slurring, unable to think clearly, making silly mistakes at work, not understanding simple tasks, etc.

The subject had two massive nights in a row and was suffering severe etardation as a result

by Drew43 October 7, 2008

eTarded

The effects of ecstacy after you come down. This ranges from feeling icky after a night of use or the gaping minds of individuals who abuse it regularly.

"Man, I shouldn't have partied so hard last night.. I feel so eTarded."

by Mia Pia March 30, 2007