eastoid

People who call westerners westoids, but are living in absolute shit holes (balkans) and are usually poor, and or just living in Asia with the same conditions.

Bob : That Bosnian guy just called me a westerner
Kyle : Says the Eastoid living in a metal container in the outskirts of Bosnia, without a good enough pay to keep their house, having to sell his children, and just being a literal retard in general.
Bob : what the fuck

by اقتلني May 31, 2022

eastside river rat

lives or has lived near a river (i.e. the maumee in east Toledo), has one or more delinquent baby daddies who they probably met on myspace or facebook, are unable to holddown a job for more than a month, live off of either their parents or welfare, will sleep with anyone desperate or horny enough to, and have absolutely no plans for the future except to pollute the population with more of their offspring.

Did you see that eastside river rat tryin to hook-up with Timmy last night at Frankies?

by Ih8losers June 3, 2010

Mercer Island Eastside

Mercer Island is a weird abnormal island. It is quite dense and is not like other tropical islands. It is creepy beyond belief, haunted, and disappears at night.

Most people in this eastside suburb of Seattle claim to be Jewish, but they are actually Christian and Mormon converts. Almost everyone gets stoned every hour, and dress real lame for all the money they got. There is organic pot, oxycodone, hashish and Manischewitz, with 55% alcohol.

If you ain't a convert to judaism they totally dump you and won't even talk to you and try to get you run off the island. If you are not Ashkenazi and are Sephardic they totally call you black, like they don't know history.

Watch out whities, they will come and convert you.

Everything is closed on Friday and Saturday, but pot is still available. Get your fix at Walgreen's.

Mercer Island Eastside is so Mormon/Christian/Cultic and then transforms to Jew converted. The fastest way to become a Jew is to give your wallet, and tomorrow you'll have an aryan last name, even if you hate Hitler. No Arab's welcome.

by Islander Canvas February 23, 2010

Eastside Tacoma Washington

In the 1980's or 1990's when you thought of gangtsers in tacoma you thought about hilltop.Now days the hotbed of gangs and drugs in tacoma is on the eastside. I recent years the crime on eastside has been growing fast. mckinley ave is the heart of the eastside. Tacoma had 24th worst crime rate last year, and is the 4th most dangerous city on the west coast, after Richmond, Oakland, and Compton.Tacoma has a wide variety of gangs, from, bloods, crips, folks, b.g.d, norteno, surenos...ect..

you from hilltop? - john doe

Nah Blood, eastside tacoma washington all day! b-dawg

What is eastside?- john doe

GUNBLAST! - b-dawg

SCREAMS! -john doe

by TACOMAS MOST WANTED June 29, 2009

Eastside_Dave

A troll that lurks around eBaumsworld with his catch phrase,"Oh..."

I was watching a video on eBaumsworld and decided to comment, when all of a sudden I was trolled and dawged by Eastside_Dave.

by The Random Manz March 21, 2009

eastside park

A park/hood located in Fort Lauderdale, Florida mostly filled with Zoe’s. A person from east would also say they are from the east or 1300 block . A person who reps the east would use numbers 135 or 1300.

Eastside Park is usually where all the Zoe’s be at.

by BlockBleeder July 10, 2018

Eastside Corona

An Eastside Corona is a Natural Light with a lime in it.

Damn this Eastside Corona is even better than a real one. Dam Eastsiders know how to party!

by hogballs5000 October 2, 2018