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East Timor Flag 

The coloration on the toilet paper after a woman on her period wipes after just gets done slurping up some hot semen into her cunt hole followed by a steamy shit and piss parade. After she runs said toilet paper from the tip of her clam meat all the way through the clit canal to the shit covered asshole and pulls it out to look at it, it would resemble the East Timor Flag; white yellow red and blackish/brown.
Big Easy: Breh, be glad your single. I just saw the sickest shit ever, literally.

Tyrant: let me guess, you stood in the kitchen table and crapped right into your dogs mouth and while Colt was chewing on the pipe, steam was oozing out the side of his mouth?

Big Easy: Huh? Nah man my wife is on the rag and I just pounded the ever living Shit out of her for a good 4 minutes. I go upstairs and sitting right in the unflushed potty is the East Timor Flag.

East Timorese 3 Way

The act in which is father fucks his son who then in turn fucks his sister
My interestingly named friend, his Daddy and sister engaged in an East Timorese 3 way
East Timorese 3 Way by Oh_God_No January 3, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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