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Dave the slave

Did you hear about Dave the slave?

I heard Dave the slave started a motherfucking riot, lets draft his ass in the war.

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A nasty head-ass nigga who eats fucking earwax because they don't give a fuck about life anymore

Yaphet: "Help me, I'm an earwax consumer, it's true"
Priest Dave (the slave): "I pray for your soul"

The nigger who is bigger then the biggest nigger in a way which contradicts the Nigger's laws of physics.

Juice WRLD is a Bigger Nigger or my name aint Faggenheimer Mcgee

A nigger who either has a penis growing from their anus or is gay and enjoys anal penetration.

A nigger that is literally so fat he can destroy an entire city by taking a single step, he is feared by countries worldwide.

Christ Fuck! Watch out! Yaphetty is a Nagasaki Nigger, we are all doomed, its the end of the world, FUCK ME!!

The biggest blackest cock in the nigger cotton fields

Man Dave has a Babatunde Cock for real nigga, well back to picking cotton