matthew thiessen and the earthquakes 

A side project of matthew thiessen, the lead singer of the band Relient K. In this solo project, theissen uses the piano more and writes very personal, ballad like songs.

Did you hear Matty T and the Earthquakes on purevolume?

matthew thiessen and the earthquakes by willoughby August 14, 2005

little earthquakes

Orgasms.

Tori Amos: Little Earthquakes

little earthquakes by Chely May 6, 2018

your nans cheeks cause earthquakes

when your nan claps her cheeks they cause earthquakes on the moon

Human 1: your nans cheeks cause earthquakes
Human 2: I know

your nans cheeks cause earthquakes by cranekick May 24, 2020

San Jose Earthquakes 

One of the 10 original Major League Soccer Teams in 1996. They won the first ever MLS game against the D.C. United off Eric Wynalda's goal in the 88th minute off a Ben Iroha pass.

San Jose had a horrible first few seasons namely 1997-2000. Despite having some great players in those years they couldn't pull it together.

San Jose 97-99 were known as the New England Revolution Stock Room. Robert Kraft would use the Clash as a stock holding room for talent he wanted on his big boy club the New England Revolution, who also had little success.
In 2006, MLS Fucked San Jose in the ass and moved the team to Houston. (HAHA FUCK YOU SAN JOSE).
The first season they were in Houston, the team won a championship, only to win it again in 2007.
San Jose Fans have continued to whine to this day, despite being given a team again in 2008.
On the BigSoccer forums, the Earthquakes sub-forum is notorious for being one of the biggest crybaby fests. They constantly bitch about players, coaching decisions, the Houston Dynamo and everything under the sun. Moderators KMJVet thinks he's a bad ass but he couldnt mod his way out of a paper bag. LA Fans hate Quakes Fans. San Jose fans were whining even when they had there original team.
In other words, FUCK YOU SAN JOSE EARTHQUAKES, HOUSTON & AEG RAPED YOU OF YOUR TEAM.

San Jose Earthquakes are the greatest team in Major LEague Soccer History... yeah right

Don Garber: I hated San Jose Earthquakes, I wish we never gave them a team back.

All Houston Fans: HAHA! We stole your team. The San Jose Earthquakes.

The Ultras Support Group are a bunch of losers just like the San Jose Earthquakes. Riot Squad Bitch!

San Jose Earthquakes by DynamoFanTexasArmyMember November 29, 2009

Earthquake head 

Absolutely mind blowing fellatio.

Last night's blow job was a real Earthquake head.
I thought my brain was going to explode!

Earthquake head by fishyfishy-oh May 29, 2012

batman earthquake

When a man jumps off of a high surface, e.g. a counter or dresser, and slams his fully erect penis into his partner's ass

Guy 1: Hey man, did you give that chick a Batman Earthquake last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, she liked it because her parents were also dead

batman earthquake by Dragor July 9, 2016

You make my earthquake 

When you get that feeling of butterflies and the world stops just think about the that special someone

Damn babe you make my earthquake

You make my earthquake by Bigdaddylk February 8, 2020