earthlion

A Native American that was said to be one of the most powerful warriors that vanished without a trace back in the early 17th century after a huge fight with the white settlers. Reports at the time said that earthlion looked like a African lion, but no one can confirm the reports.

During 1652, earthlion took on a rival tribe that was threatening to take over his land unless he gave his tribe's food to the rival tribe. He refused and defeated the tribe from even taking a step closer to his land.

by Matt Thomsson October 21, 2004

google earthing

What I do when I have nothing else to do. I have no life. I mostly look for abandoned airports.

I have some time to kill, I think I will go google earthing.

by kginatl September 13, 2008

Earthling Ed

When on the outside you seem very calm and collected, but on the inside, you are fuming and raging with anger.

While it may not seem it, he was Earthling Eding inside.

by The Macaw May 19, 2020

EARTHIANS

Advanced monkeys with complex brain structures and even more complicated feelings, that do really like their own planet.
Note: these people hate being called HUMANS

Do not call them a humans, they are an EARTHIANS and humans piss them off.

by M. RIDDLE January 12, 2019

Earthing

The action of walking on grass in bare feet; soaking up the earths energy through your soles.

She wanted to be one with nature, so she went earthing.

by Qaletaqa June 24, 2014

Earthlink

The WORST ISP there is on the planet, hands down. Should be out of business. Example below will give you an idea as to what kind of morons run the show there.

Me: "Hi, I'm having problems with my connection"
Earthlink Tech man: "I'm very sorry ma'am"
Me: "????"
Earthlink Tech man: "Calling for tech support? You'd have better luck bleeding a stone."
Me: "I've fixed it myself"

On a more positive note..because of their uselessness I've taught myself much.

Earthlink, like HELLO?? McFly wake up.

by Mikeala January 8, 2006

google earthing

sitting at home or at work all day and looking up peoples houses on google earth.

also called google earth stalking

timmy sits at home all weekend google earthing. its so weird!

by leslieoconnor February 20, 2009