earrita

a beautiful human.

have you met earrita?

by hihello November 22, 2021

Earritating

This is when your ears are irritated by wearing a mask.

This mask is Earritating my ears.

by Grammy Becks January 28, 2021

earitability

Partial or non-listening where the hearing of wordaggage within overpowers the reception of sound waves from the outside world due to mental agitation. Planetary earitability causes a cross linking of deaf ears, a human barrier, which ignores the cry of both humans and ecosystems thereby increasing global problems and giving rise to further complaint.

Jennifer: We are sinking into nonversation; your (earitability) is rupturing our together space.

Joe: Sorry, my head is stuck metatating old stuff.

by Star Blazer July 14, 2009

Erritated

When your in a growling mood

I'm so erritated with this paperwork! ERRR!

by BlondeBritt November 16, 2021

earritation

Seething discontent at having to listen to absurd assertions, boring nonsense, etc. One of da downsides of da First Amendment, in dat da person emitting said distasteful blather is well within his rights to do so. Remember dat you are always free to get up and leave, though --- said "right to free speech" doesn't also require you to stick around and actually LISTEN to someone else's expounding about his opinions or beliefs.

Da term "earritation" can also refer to reddening/soreness inside one's auditory-canals from having excessive BS passed through them. Disposable foam earplugs are very inexpensive and readily available, though, so dat can be a viable preventative solution for said malady.

by QuacksO February 7, 2022

eraritali

The best mom and cook ever. Also, great personality and big butt. Most caring person around

I wish Eraritali was here.

Everyone needs a Eraritalia in their life.

by gabjay May 30, 2020

earrigation

Da act of copiously rinsing yer auditory canals with warm water to flush out da dried BS dat deceitful/verbose gum-flappers have deposited there.

One would do well to avoid paying attention to gossipy or loquacious individuals (foam-rubber noise-plugs can be unobtrusively/invisibly utilized for this purpose) to begin with, since frequent earrigation can eventually create soreness in said tender tunnels.

by QuacksO June 15, 2021