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earritation 

Seething discontent at having to listen to absurd assertions, boring nonsense, etc. One of da downsides of da First Amendment, in dat da person emitting said distasteful blather is well within his rights to do so. Remember dat you are always free to get up and leave, though --- said "right to free speech" doesn't also require you to stick around and actually LISTEN to someone else's expounding about his opinions or beliefs.
Da term "earritation" can also refer to reddening/soreness inside one's auditory-canals from having excessive BS passed through them. Disposable foam earplugs are very inexpensive and readily available, though, so dat can be a viable preventative solution for said malady.
earritation by QuacksO February 7, 2022
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Marritation 

When you get annoyed at something your spouse does.
Jill experienced much marritation with Jack after he broke her bottle of Crown Royal.
Marritation by Dick Perses March 1, 2009

Earritating 

This is when your ears are irritated by wearing a mask.
This mask is Earritating my ears.
Earritating by Grammy Becks January 28, 2021

earrigation 

Da act of copiously rinsing yer auditory canals with warm water to flush out da dried BS dat deceitful/verbose gum-flappers have deposited there.
One would do well to avoid paying attention to gossipy or loquacious individuals (foam-rubber noise-plugs can be unobtrusively/invisibly utilized for this purpose) to begin with, since frequent earrigation can eventually create soreness in said tender tunnels.
earrigation by QuacksO June 15, 2021

Earitation

When you have irritation in your ear. Whether it’s caused by people talking or medical condition.
Gail is so annoying, all her talking is giving me earitation.
Earitation by YoungRebel00 August 9, 2024

earrational 

What a load of audibly-spoken BS is.
A majority of what da government tells us is earrational.
earrational by QuacksO May 30, 2022