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earitability 

Partial or non-listening where the hearing of wordaggage within overpowers the reception of sound waves from the outside world due to mental agitation. Planetary earitability causes a cross linking of deaf ears, a human barrier, which ignores the cry of both humans and ecosystems thereby increasing global problems and giving rise to further complaint.
Jennifer: We are sinking into nonversation; your (earitability) is rupturing our together space.

Joe: Sorry, my head is stuck metatating old stuff.
earitability by Star Blazer July 14, 2009
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evitability 

opposite of inevitability; quality of not just having to happen
Now that her campaign has recognized the evitability of her campaign success, they are having to make a lot of changes
evitability by Una Malachica February 25, 2008

excitability 

A side affect from taking midol. The act of being horny from a pill while having a menstrual cycle.
Dayum girl you're acting excitable, did you take midol?

or

Tracey's excitability became hyperactive when she took midol.
excitability by penname09 August 5, 2009

Excitability 

The moment Lenny describes a URBAN SVR
When you take your nan to church, it’s the excitability of it...
Excitability by That kid bob November 6, 2020

Equitabilitywise 

Part of Speech: Adverb

Definition: In a manner characterized by fairness, impartiality, and just treatment, with a focus on ensuring equitable outcomes for all parties involved.

Etymology: Coined by Professor Justin Ho Guo Shun, the term "equitabilitywise" combines "equitability" (the quality of being fair and impartial) with the suffix "-wise," which is used to indicate a manner or approach. The term is crafted to succinctly express the concept of considering fairness and impartiality in decision-making and resource allocation, highlighting the importance of treating all parties justly and with due consideration.
Justin's proposal emphasized the need to allocate resources equitabilitywise, considering the diverse needs of each team and department within the organization.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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