earrigation 

Da act of copiously rinsing yer auditory canals with warm water to flush out da dried BS dat deceitful/verbose gum-flappers have deposited there.

One would do well to avoid paying attention to gossipy or loquacious individuals (foam-rubber noise-plugs can be unobtrusively/invisibly utilized for this purpose) to begin with, since frequent earrigation can eventually create soreness in said tender tunnels.

earrigation by QuacksO June 15, 2021

Earritating 

This is when your ears are irritated by wearing a mask.

This mask is Earritating my ears.

Earritating by Grammy Becks January 28, 2021

earritation 

Seething discontent at having to listen to absurd assertions, boring nonsense, etc. One of da downsides of da First Amendment, in dat da person emitting said distasteful blather is well within his rights to do so. Remember dat you are always free to get up and leave, though --- said "right to free speech" doesn't also require you to stick around and actually LISTEN to someone else's expounding about his opinions or beliefs.

Da term "earritation" can also refer to reddening/soreness inside one's auditory-canals from having excessive BS passed through them. Disposable foam earplugs are very inexpensive and readily available, though, so dat can be a viable preventative solution for said malady.

earritation by QuacksO February 7, 2022

tearrigation 

What a copiously-blubbering individual does to da fertile soil around him.

In Alice In Wonderland, da tale's pint-sized heroine performs such a voluminous tearrigation of da area around her dat she actually creates a small lake in which she and lots of other creatures become thoroughly drenched.

tearrigation by QuacksO March 20, 2021

earrational 

What a load of audibly-spoken BS is.

A majority of what da government tells us is earrational.

earrational by QuacksO May 30, 2022

fearrigation

Watering da grass due to your being so scared dat you pee your pants.

It's a good idea to empty yer bladder just prior to entering a haunted house or watching a creepy movie, to lessen da risk of any embarrassing/messy fearrigation.

fearrigation by QuacksO June 19, 2024

rearrigation 

What you get if you sit in a flowing stream.

Da Big Bad Wolf had to spend a long time using rearrigation to soothe his scalded behind after landing in da Three Little Pigs' steaming stewpot dat they'd put at da bottom of da chimney.

rearrigation by QuacksO June 19, 2024