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A state of being at which you are ready to punch the next person who fucks with you in the face.
Person 1: Bitch don't fuck with me right now, I'm so irritated.

Person 2: Those are women's jeans.
Person 1: Square up bud.
Irritated by Anon.myous November 8, 2016
Stop irritating me with your drivel, and go find the crap yourself.
irritated by Saints October 13, 2003

Irritated eyes 

When your eyes are really, really dry.
Allen: Wow, Amber has some irritated eyes because she didn't do her work.
Ambers dad: YES. I KNOW. I'M GONNA WHOOP HER BUTT. DANG THAT BUTT BIG.
Irritated eyes by Amber Mom November 22, 2011

irritated avians 

Spoof nickname for "angry birds", often used by those who think the game is overly hyped and/or ridiculous.
All she does is sit at her desk and play irritated avians all day. It's pathetic.
irritated avians by truemyth September 24, 2011
The opposite mental state of being inebriated.
Not drunk.
Inebriated slacklining? I can't even slackline when i'm ebriated!
ebriated by Stumpadooges September 25, 2007
To become anti-inebriated.
Dude, let's go get crazee ebriated tonight. I'll order us some waters, and we'll go nuts!
ebriated by dizzee rapscallion August 20, 2005