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1. Noun. The Euphoric sensation you get from hearing amazing music. Can also be used to describe the feeling you get from hearing a sexy/awesome voice.

2. Verb. To have an intense emotional reaction to a piece of music.
1. I got an eargasm from listening to Pyramid Song by Radiohead.
2. Did you get an eargasm when you listened to Cheveliers de Sangreal from The DaVinci Code soundtrack? Because I sure as hell did!
Eargasm by jkfldjakdljal November 11, 2010

eargarrete 

A ciggarette that you put in your ear instead of your mouth. Originates from Dilbert.
Dilbert: Time for an eargarrete break.

Wally: Ear mint?
eargarrete by Bob882 August 27, 2005
v, to wiggle your finger or a cotton bud in your ear & reach the really itchy part, the type of itchty ear that you just can't reach without poking around.
The relief felt upon reaching the itch & having an eargasm.
Sean had an eargasm after he stuck a cotton bud in his ear & reached the itch.
Eargasm by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 31, 2018

Erraculous 

When you get an miraculous erection larger than normal and can last up to six hours.
My girlfriend skull fucked me last night for 6 hours with her erraculous.
Erraculous by PedoBear3000 February 6, 2019

Lesbian earrings 

The peak of lesbian couture-often abnormally strange and shouldn’t be on someone’s ear
A less suspicious way to tell if a girl is lesbian rather than asking if she listens to girl in red ;)
Lesbian A-well, was she gay....how could you tell?
Lesbian B-Well.......she had fuckin........Stethoscopes on her ears
Lesbian A-it’s the lesbian earrings for me

Cov-Earrings 

Earrings which are suited for life in the pandemic world of COVID-19.

- There are the extra large or sparkling gemstone earrings which look good on Zoom calls.

- There are the small studs that work out in public when the large earrings get caught on face-masks.

- They match the face-mask colors.
- They are mix-and-match so the same earrings can be worn in different ways.
Jane makes the best cov-earrings! They are interchangeable so the same studs and drops can be worn in lots of different ways for different situations.