earhole 

Euphemism for "arsehole"

That bloke is a complete earhole.

earhole by Lotaresco March 21, 2008

earhole sex 

Earhole sex is a fetish used by people whom enjoy rough sex. The male shoves or gently rubs the ear of the other sexual partner or parners until he cums.

Me and Jared tried earhole sex for the first time last night, it was amazing.

earhole sex by Grace Kempsy April 11, 2014

Waxing the earhole 

Giving your significant other some sexual healing

Sorry im late for the meeting, me and Brenda were up all night waxing the earhole.

Waxing the earhole by Ian Schultz September 22, 2007

a clip around the ear hole.

to be struck upon the side of the head,most commonly by mothers to their young spawn after being bold boys

youll get a clip around the ear hole if you dont watch your language.

a clip around the ear hole. by custard ganet September 25, 2006

Earhold 

Like "mindshare" earhold refers to a new song gaining airplay and an "earhold" on listeners.

I am hearing that band's new song everywhere. It is really gaining an earhold among listeners.

Earhold by AdjunctPRprof June 3, 2016

Earhoe 

A derogatory term which describes promiscuous women who seek attention by running loud commentaries on unfolding situations in public places such as shopping centres, cinemas, public transport and workplace. Earhoes are loud talking noise polluters who shout out sarcastic remarks in a form of a joke or as a friendly gesture when no one really cares. Their embarrassingly loud phone conversation that's private, juicy and not so philosophical is micro phoned for the city block to hear but at the same time they're scoping their eyes to see if anyone is listening to their conversation. Earhoes are weapons of harrassment who are rude, annoying with no sense of social decorum. They are inconsiderate conversationalists who find no shame in discussing who they shagged the night before and how long their orgasm lasted. They're attention seeking hoes with loud mouth habits that usually stem from home, just plain ignorant with no concern about their surroundings.

Starbucks:
Earhoe: " I've had the best couple of days in my life," Shazza. "For the first time in my life, my fifteen minutes of fame finally came true. The local pub ran a Karaoke competition and I won a black dildo and a Walmart voucher for $20, YAAAAYYYYY, I'm so freakin excited, never won anything in my life. Tonight is the night where I give my bitch an anal."

Starbucks worker: "Jon, "Can you push her order forward and get her out of here ASAP, she's making my ears bleed and tarnishing our reputation"

Earhoe by Black bolder May 22, 2018

Ear Hole Friend

A little bug that has nested in your ear. But it's okay! This marvelous squishy wittle bebe is likely going to kill you! I mean, if you call a 90% chance "likely". The important thing is that you don't move. Like, at all. This will surely kill you. Settle into your bed and stay there for the rest of your life, and consider yourself lucky! You are hosting one of the most amazing things! And maybe one day, when your 80, your ear hole friend will crawl out after finishing off the last bit of your internal organs. Of course by then you'd be dead.

Jeremy: Sorry, I can't come to dinner in the forest tonight. I got me an ear hole friend.
Freddy Boi: Oh my chili fries your so lucky! Santa forgot to get me one for Christmas :(

Ear Hole Friend by I Animate June 18, 2021